Yo, WTF is with Tanya?? Bitch is askin' for a smackdown, and I'm sure Rosalie would love to deliver it! Seriously!  They made it clear that Edward is for BELLA, and she's not playin' nice. What, does she want him back just 'cause she can't have him? or is he so delicious that she wants another taste? hmph.

And Alice is gonna get a beating too, inviting her there! WTF, Alice?

Hmm, maybe Jake should take off his shirt and flex, so Tanya can get the hots for him!  Mmmmm, all that bronzed Quileute goodness....I'd eat me some of dat!

$16 for an aquarium is getting out of hand. I live in CT, and was recently going to go to one in Mystic, CT, which is small - and it was $22 to get in. I nearly fell down. And I made other plans! that's just getting' crazy.

I can't believe I'm so far into this story and E&B still aren't together! that's some loooong foreplay. :)  I love the story though, and the other characters, so it doesn't really matter - there's a lot going on and it's entertaining as hell. :)

OH NO HE DI'INT!! WHAT A FUCKER!!!!!!  I hope she knocks again and kicks his nuts up into his sex hair!!!

what a DOUCHEBAG!

 

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckawesome!! bella's rubbin' on Eddie's stiffie!! WOOHOO! WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!

Adrian might get in trouble if she gives in to Edward's slutty ways. He may be hot for teacher, but she may get bounced for boning her students!  Eddiepoo needs to take his charms and his manroot elsewhere!

Points to Eddie for trying to hook up Ben and Angela. :)

I suggest that Bella write him a note explaining the deal with him skipping. As for her bitchery about his spendy package from Alice, that was her bad - she could throw him a little extra tutoring to make amends. :)

Edward has QUITE an inappropriate mouth on him - and this from a potty mouth like me! He should not be so ready to whip his dick out and stuff it in people's mouth. RUDE! 

I'm hoping Lauren soon steps into the elevator - only to find out that it isn't working, and she plunges 8 stories to her death. :)  whoops!

I love grumpy Edward sooo much better than emo Edward - he's more fun.  Wow, nobody likes Rosalie? (imagine that!)  Jasper and ALice not together?? wow! going out on some limbs here, ain'tcha? good for you. :)

 

Too funny.  I can't wait to see what happens at the family lunch.

Hilarious.  I love the airport stuff.  I just new Mike Newton would show up at the grocery store.

Oh, man! That last scenario cracked me the fuck up! So I'm lovin' the story! I'm bummed that I caught up with you, though, cuz now I gotta wait for you to post!  Those two better get their heads out of their asses and hook up already! Thanks for the awesome story, I can't wait for the next chapter!

Cute.  I enjoyed getting the insight from everyones POV.  I had been dying to know what happened in that bathroom.

I love the chapters where I get to find out about the scheming.  Alice just cracks me up.  It sounds pretty risky to bring Tanya down.  I am wondering what you have in store for that.

That was cute.  I loved her scaring Edward.  That was hilarious.

That was a pretty pathetic apology.  She needs a grand gesture after drunk Edward was a gentleman.  There are few others that wouldn't have jumped on that.  Edward will come around if she keeps up the good behavior.  But, I know she won't/