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Reviewer: TwilightAddict_NYC (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 07:50 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

So glad your back!! Update soon .... pretty please!!



Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying my story.

Reviewer: janna479 (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 07:33 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

loved the whole edward/bella car conversation, and this : "What? Oh, no, no, no. There's no... I didn't pee on anything. This is just... no. No." , had me giggling, I'm still laughing about it as I type this.

good chapter



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Thank you :)

Reviewer: gilaine (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 06:28 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

Thank you for a fantastic chapter! I loved this chapter! I'm so excited! I haven't reviewed anything here before, but I've decided it's time to tell you how much I love this story. It is one of my favourite Twilight fanfics ever. I just love Edward and Bella's banter and Bella's thoughts. And this Edward is just so gorgeous and lovely. Oh and I love your Carlisle! He's so funny. And Jessica. And Alice and Emmett. And Esme. And the other boys! I'll make it easier -I just love everyone and everything in your story. I really hope this will be a super long story. I don't want this to end. At least not soon. Please? Keep up the great work! Gilaine xo



Author's Response:

Thank you very much :)

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Reviewer: Moni_MD (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 06:28 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

god, i have the worse cramps ever right now (seriously, it is like i am in labour here) and you still managed to make me laugh my ass off! thank you thank you thank you!

God, bella has such a weird and funny mind.. i wish i had a friend just like her. Edward is her perfect match. the whole iron underwear thing was so funny... and he is such a compassionate boy.. wanting to sacrifice his virginity... how selfless... little prick! hahah! And Jess, wow i am afraid of what is going to happen when the shock wears off but all in all, her reaction wasnt so bad, right? i mean, bella still has both eyes. Anyhow, i missed your words and your humour. Please don't go MOA on us again :P



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Reviewer: Clancy67 (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 05:32 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

Can I tell you how much I love your story? I just laugh and laugh - it is an incredibly bright spot in my entirely too boring and stressful life. Thanks so much for sharing your talent, it means a lot to me and I enjoy every second of reading this fantastic creation of yours!



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Reviewer: SusanL (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 04:26 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

Thank you for the update!  I think I'm going to go back and reread from the beginning :)

I believe I've mentioned before how much I like your Jess, and how badly I want something good to happen for her?  Yep, still want that :)  Someone good would be nice too.  Someone not Mike or Tyler or Eric? Please?



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I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

Reviewer: lucyv (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 04:25 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

Oh, an update!!!!!! It's 1 30 a.m. in my country and I'm reading and enjoying every single word!

Love it (surprise LOL). Charlie's simply adorable, and I feel terrible about Jess, but it's life (I once was a 'Jess' in a similar situation. Thank God the boy was so not Edward LOL Yes, today I can laugh about it.)

Still perfectly laconic, witty, a little sarcastic writing. Love it.

Begging you not to abandon the story!



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

I'm not going to abandon the story.

Reviewer: drlena (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 03:19 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

I love it. What do I have to blackmail you with to update faster?



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Thank you :)

lol

Reviewer: christylou (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 03:14 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

wow.. I had to re read the last chapter to remember where we were..

I remember now- I like this story! Please more!



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Thank you

Reviewer: PulpAddict (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 03:12 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

Now we're getting some place! I like how Bella lives more in the moment now. Some internal monologue is adorable but it's easiest to pay attention to the other characters when she can pay attention.

This is my favorite thing on the internet.



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: cindy75 (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 02:40 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

YAY.Not nearly long enought.But very good as always!!



Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

Reviewer: jujubakiller (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 02:27 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

I LOVE this fic. And I loved this chapter. I'm all ansious to see how the date is going to be like!



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Thank you :)

Reviewer: whiteroses (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 02:26 PM · On: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

I was just re-reading the chapter before this one and wishing you'd update and voila, i get my wish! I can sense Bella's conflict but not enough not to be with Edward. I like it that Edward seems to be at ease with this new relationship. More pls!:)

Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

Reviewer: RobwardLover (Signed) · Date: February 20, 2010 10:19 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

The evolution of this story has been so entertaining!  The rapid-fire transitions in their conversations crack me up!  I imagine watching them speak would be like watching a tennis game, spectator's heads snapping left and right, trying to keep up! 

It's been a while since you updated.  I hope you are finishing the story and update again soon! 

Thanks for such a good story so far!!  :)



Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

I'm working on chapter 20 at the moment, so hopefully it won't be too long until it's up.

Reviewer: ainsleyhayes (Signed) · Date: February 07, 2010 09:30 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

Okay, so somehow... I just totally missed this update. And here it is, February... and I am finally reading this and laughing like an idiot and absolutely loving it. This was the most ridiculously awkward, painfully sweet, and utterly REAL thing I've read in a long time. Good God, do I remember (and still occasionally experience) the awkwardness of crushes, and boys, and boys who may or may not have crushes, and the absolute paranoia and overanalysis and emotional floundering that goes on, and sweet Lord did you capture that, here. Reading this chapter, I was transported back to ninth grade, when I asked Jason Miller if he wanted to go to the dance, and he looked at me and asked, "What, you mean with you?" So... aside from reminding me of that particular trauma of my youth, I absolutely loved this chapter :-P. Sorry that I'm so slow on the update uptake. Thank you so much for writing - this absolutely made my night!



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

I'm glad you're enjoying it, even if it does dredge up some painful memories.

Reviewer: stevie (Signed) · Date: January 07, 2010 10:37 PM · On: New Town, New School

This is my favorite fanfic at the moment, prbly actually ever. I love the banter and genuity of Edward and Bella's relationship in the story. The development of their love for eachother seems real and poignant. I look forward to every chapter in anticipation for every joke and romantic scene. Please continue updating! I'm always excited to see when you update.  Keep doing that magic that you do!



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Reviewer: Luna mia (Signed) · Date: January 07, 2010 11:35 AM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

Hi! I wanted to tell you that I LOVE your story!! I usually never review because I never know what to write, but I felt I had to review this one... I just found it a few days ago and I couldn't stop reading, my family must think I completely lost my mind, because they find me reading and laughing like crazy, and they just wouldn't understand how hilarious this is... Well, thank you for shearing your story, I can't wait to continue reading it :)



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Thank you very much :)

Reviewer: ande (Signed) · Date: January 06, 2010 09:48 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

 I LOVED this chapter! It was hilarious!

 



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Thank you :)

Reviewer: veggiegirl0601 (Signed) · Date: January 06, 2010 04:53 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

Love this chapter!  So glad Edward and Bella finally kissed!  The Mike-Tyler-Eric thing was hilarious, poor Bella!  Can't wait to read the next chapter.  Xoxo



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: Delicious Dreamer (Signed) · Date: January 06, 2010 03:31 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

i very much wont to read the next chapter, but it isnt here yet and that makes me kinda sad but also excited because then when it is updated it will be really good.

xx



Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

Reviewer: alicia (Signed) · Date: January 01, 2010 08:46 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

i have been waiting for a life time for this update. i was so excited today when i finally let myself check again. i will write you a thousand reviews if it keeps you going and pimp out your fabulous writing to everyone that will listen to me. i think everyone should bow down to you. this is the best story ive read. i really want to have it in book form once its finished so i can read it anytime i want and not just on here. i love love love the characters theyre so damn funny. i hope you had a great holiday and a kick ass new year. cant wait to read more.



Author's Response:

Thank you very much :)

Reviewer: kjoyp (Signed) · Date: December 30, 2009 08:13 PM · On: Vegan Cardboard and Paint Flecks

This chap made me laugh.  Particularly the conversation at the end with the "are you happy now?  You've been incapacitated."  And the brief "Head lock" reminder.  Thanks!

 



Author's Response:

I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

Reviewer: xXHiddenSecretXx (Signed) · Date: December 30, 2009 07:36 PM · On: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

Yay!! that was an awesome chapter!!! I reread this whole story while i was on holiday and now im even more in love with it than before!!! Please update again soon!!

Secret



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: kjoyp (Signed) · Date: December 30, 2009 07:34 PM · On: Blow Up in the Little Big City

Ok, I've not reviewed the previous chaps though I should have but I just wanted to say I'm absolutly loving the sarcastic banter and the biting humor.  It's fabulous.  I like the plot and characters and storyline and all, but the best part of the story for my is the ironic, biting, witty humor.  So thanks.  I really appreciate the story.



Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: AppLeOfMyyEyee93 (Signed) · Date: December 29, 2009 08:57 PM · On: Cupcake Cannibalism and Cooking Lessons

I once had a dream that a guy killed my family and then blended them up into smoothies in the blender with ice cream and strawberries. Then he made me drink the smoothies. It was a very bad dream and the disturbing part is that my dream self said they tasted 'yummy'. Also, I agree with Edward. Grandmas are bomb. My grandma is the bomb diggity. Mhm. The bomb diggity.



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lmao

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