No hating from me. I'm loving this whole thing. :)

... I kind of adore you.  I have never, ever read a story, anywhere, in any fandom (and I've been around the fandom block), that dealt with philemaphobia.  Four years ago when I first started dating my boyfriend, I frantically googled "intense aversion to kissing" in the hopes that I wasn't just abysmal at it and that he was telling the truth when he said it had nothing to do with me.  Bless his heart, he tries for me, but it's a weird and sort of funny thing to get used to.  We've been together for four years, and I've never kissed him with tongue... I may have forgotten how, lol.  Didn't mean to make this into "true confessions" time, but just when I thought there was no way I could love this story more, you went and made it as odd as my life! :) Can't wait to read more.

Author's Response:

Ahhhh! Okay, so it's like -SPILL-ALL- time. So my boy (also of the last four years) was sort of like Edward in that he's really pretty but unbelievably shy--and he has weird taste in girls--like me. When he was 14?, he had a girl, who was like his best friend and whom he had zero attraction to, crawl into his lap and lay it on him for like five minutes of painful awkward weird slobberiness.

So that made him even more shy about girls, and when we *finally* got together (I had to be rather persistant), I had my work cut out for me.

In my case it took like... six months. But I still get yelled at on occassion if I'm not *gradual* with the whole tongue thing. But I'm sort of a persistant little bitch about it... *sighs*

Anyway, Waterfall is a lot of parody, so Edward's problem will be unrealistically improved at a much faster pace, and also it just fit into cannon Edward's restraint so well.

But of course in real life, people have issues. Relationships are weird, screwed up games of compromise and oddity, and I'm sure your boy knows how very lucky he is to have found you.

XOXOXO Much love! Thanks for reviewing!

ok did not see that coming but i thought it was funny. and thats really common? i hope i dont met a really hot guy with that problem because he will have to get over it!

Haha! That was an awesome twist on the meadow scene! Can't wait for more! I LOVE this story so much!

*headdesks* Well, this is puts a... new spin on things. So hearting it!

Wow, there are some wierd things out there. Poor Bella, I'm glad she pushed Edward out, his acting was really strange, but then again he has that strange thing. He'll have to work a lot to get pass it and to Bella, I guess she won't be very happy with him for a while.

lol, edward is funny.

Edward's in troubbbleeee.

Though, I actually do kind of like when these plot twist happen. Because then you usually have someone trying to make it up to the other person, which is always really sweet :D

Update soon!

I especially liked the part where he fell to the ground. teehee. get an update up quickly! this story is my happy fun time for the day right now. :)

xp.

Happy New Year!!

Great Chapter. Can't wait for what happens next.

This was abother chapter that had me laughing non-stop!!  Great job!!  I love the story so far.

finally, edward made his move!