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Reviewer: LadyExcalibur (Signed) · Date: July 12, 2011 02:36 AM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

This story is so much fun! It always makes me smile.



Author's Response:

Hi Lady Excalibur!

I'm so glad you are having a good time reading this silly little fic of mine. ;) I'm having a great time writing it and reading reactions to this neighborhood turmoil.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: hot99z (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 03:41 PM · On: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff

it makes me sad to think that there is only one more chapter for now,  i love the way you think,  and as always all the little made up words .  we would so get along in rl.  too funny, great read and cant wait for more



Author's Response:

Hi hot!

The good thing is I'm working on chapter 6 and should be able to post it in a few days. Glad you like my warped thought process. And I love wordplay. And if those things sound like you, then, YES, we would get along in RL. ;)

Thanks for the review once again.

-bannerday

Reviewer: TyreeThomas (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 12:59 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Ha Ha!  loving it so far.  Can't wait to read more.  May have to steal "slug" from you to use in everyday conversation!

 



Author's Response:

Hi Tyree!

Thanks for the love! Feel free to use "slug" in your everyday convos.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: LadyAngel (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 12:45 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Lol i love it! I can't wait to read more of it!



Author's Response:

Hi Lady Angel!

Thanks for the love! Such turmoil in the neighborhood! LOL

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: TyreeThomas (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 12:16 PM · On: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life

Snort and Ha ha! 



Author's Response:

Bow and curtsey!

Thanks for the very well-centered review. Thanks for reading. Keep in touch.

;)-bannerday

Reviewer: hot99z (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 09:57 AM · On: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It

i will review but not because i want a date with assward,  however if you start handing out dates with romantward in the sexmobile i will sing up for those.  see i did go do a little work and now for a little play right...lol  so big bad black is going to show up and make asswards day even worse, well maybe.... guess i will have to wait and see



Author's Response:

I can afford to hand out dates with Assward because not many people want them. But when we get old Assward fixed up and turned into Romanceward, he will be quite the hot commodity!

Thanks for the review. Keep in touch, hot!

-bannerday

Reviewer: hot99z (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 08:13 AM · On: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life

omg that was way too funny, that so sounds like something i would do. well seeing im at work i guess i need to actually go do some work... lol... i hope to read some more today



Author's Response:

Hi again, hot!

Poor Bella...how distracting...thank God she was wearing a hat. ;) I love that you would do the same move, hot. That's awesome!

Thanks for the review. Read you soon, I hope.

-bannerday

Reviewer: hot99z (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 07:49 AM · On: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere

i think that it has a good beginning, and if it is half as good as the transfer tghen it will make for a great story..  cant wait to read more



Author's Response:

Hi hot!

This is quite a different Edward...but I think most Edwards wind up in the same place at some point in the story, right? We manage to fall in love with them all eventually. ;) It's a little bit different, though, with the story being told in third person. I think it worls well, though for what I'm trying to do. Thanks for the review.

I posted an epilogue yesterday for the Transfer too, don't know if you saw that...it's been 45 days since the last time I updated that fic. If you read it, I hope you like it. I think it's good. But that's me. ;)

Thanks for the review.

-bannerday

Reviewer: whypick (Signed) · Date: July 11, 2011 06:31 AM · On: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It

Thank you so much.  I was a great fan of The Transfer and I can also see the rich personalities you have started to create.  I'm already hooked.

 



Author's Response:

Hi whypick!

Thank you for letting me know you like these personalities...well, not necessarily "like" them, because they are both just so childish...but I understand what you are saying and I thank you!

I did just update The Transfer with an epilogue in case you didn't know. It's been like a month and a half since I updated the last epilogue, so I'm really slow with bringing that to an end. I think i just don't want to let it go. :(

Thanks for the review. I hope you continue to enjoy. Keep in touch!

-bannerday

Reviewer: prettykisses (Signed) · Date: July 10, 2011 05:44 AM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

I sure hope that Bella gave him the only appropriate single fingered salute! You go girl.

Is Edward worrying about what big burly guy might do to him???? hahahaha

Look forward to a one on one match between the neighbors.

Author's Response:

Hi prettykisses!

Bella and her salute...more on that in the next chappie. As well as interaction between Edward and big burly guy. ;)

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: HockeyChick (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 10:35 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Aww...poor Dickward's dick isn't functioning. Excuse me while I shed a tear...ha ha. Wear that hat proudly, Bella!



Author's Response:

Hi HC!

Glad you liked Ed with ED. ;) I just had to go there. You never get to read about Edward Cullen being flaccid. LOL and I can tell you are just so sad for him! I think you might need a bitch hat, HC! LOL It'll match mine. ;)

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there. It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: angellovee (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 09:08 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

HAHAHA! limp noodle! You don't hear Edward and flaccid ever in the same sentence. Good.  Too baad, Irina.  Massage? yeah he'll only be "rubbing it out" for Bella.



Author's Response:

Hi angellovee!

Glad you liked Ed with ED. ;) I just had to go there. And you are right, you never read flaccid and Edward in the same sentence. Well, there's a first time for everything, I guess.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: MissJanuary (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 08:52 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Assward with E.D., nice!



Author's Response:

Hi Miss January!

Glad you liked Ed with ED. ;) I just had to go there.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!!

-bannerday

Reviewer: hc4metal (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 06:17 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

LOL

So love this story



Author's Response:

Hi hc4metal!

Glad you loved chapter 5.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks bb! As always thanks for the review. And thanks for the Storylove!

-bannerday

Reviewer: RandyWriter (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 04:43 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Hey Banner!  Got to say...I love your updates.    You can be so funny, and everything is so well written.   Got to love it!   When Bella had her hot and steamy dream of Edward...yum.   It was great.   You made Bella seem so confused in her dream, as if it was real, and when she woke up...hot damn.  She was confused, and her answer was to stop reading S&M type stories...lol.   Loved it!    Bella talking about pickles and baseball???!!  ROFL.  Come on...funny stuff.    "Never even touched the pickle"....LOL.     When she ran out of milk, but didn't want to bother Ken and Barbie in the  Dreamhouse....definitely funny stuff.       I knew a hat would show up for Bella, and to be honest...to him...she was probably a Bitch...so it's funny that he wanted to go as far as to pay $100.00 bucks for it.   I"ve got a feeling if guys start reading this chapter, it will be the new way that they get even when a girlfriend breaks up with them.   "Just drop a friendly reminder off at her doorstep to remind her what you think of her!   The "Bitch Hat".   You get the final word!!"   Damn you could cause quite an uproar.     Honestly, Edward seems to be lacking the strength (or erection) to stay away from Bella, but he doesn't seem to see it yet.     He's definitely at full mast when he's near Bella.    Jake might put an end to any plans Edward may have with Bella in the future.   Edward has got to be nervous now about the boyfriend (or who he thinks is the boyfriend) and when Jake gets a close look at Edward, especially if he's wearing that hat, he'll think something is going on.   I wonder if Bella will try to pass it off as coincidence.   "Yeah, my neighbor is an Asshole and likes to brag about it"   ROFL.   Love your stuff.  I"m reading "The Transfer" while I'm catching up on other reading too.   Trying not to bombard you with ALL of my reviews at once, lol.   Looking forward to your updates.  



Author's Response:

Hi RW!

Thank you for the compliments about my updates being funny and well-written. I know as this story goes on I'm probably going to be stressing out about maintaining the level of hilarity. But so far, so good, I think. At least reader feedback tells me that.

Glad you loved that whole dream/post dream sequencs. In this fanfic within a fic I'm going to have to menation other stories and genres. That just seems required. So..stay tuned for more of that. ;)

And the Bitch hat...it actually cost Edward more than $100. We'll see more on that next chapter.

You'll have to see how Jake and Edward square off in chapter 6. ;)

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least another week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks bb! As always thanks for the review. Love you like you love me!

-bannerday

Reviewer: Sapphire2011 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 04:06 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Gotta love those hoodoo-voodoo curses!  :-)  Can't wait to see what happens!



Author's Response:

Hi Sapphire!

There's nothing like a good hoodoo-voodoo erection curse nor an epic-dick-fail victory dance. LOL 

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review! Keep in touch!

-bannerday

Reviewer: momof2monkeys (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 03:02 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

I LOVE THIS CHAPTER!!! I totally want a BITCH hat too



Author's Response:

Hi momof2monkeys!

Thanks for the chapterlove!!!!!!! I think there are times when we all need/want a bitch hat and maybe even an asshole hat. Or maybe we should just give the asshole hat to the boyfriends/hubs to wear on occasion. ;)

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks for the review and the love! Keep in touch!

-bannerday

Reviewer: fanficfanVic (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 02:15 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

someone (and I don't think its Bella) has been reading too many MoTU like stories lately hee hee.  Oh its me cause the minute she mentioned bound wrists I went there.  OOOOHHH is Jake going to make Edward shake in his boots.  Kinda hope so!  Love this chapter and the fact that he spent all that money to get his revenge..snort, kinda being a dumbass.  Looking forward to seeing his redeaming qualities.  Vic 



Author's Response:

Hi fanficfanVic!

Thanks for the chapterlove! Yeah...MotU...I wish my college literature classes had been that tittilating. LOL I would have taken better notes and read those assignments voraciously! Jake...we'll have to see just how he makes Edward quake in his boots. ;) 

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (I can't remember if you already read it there or not...you're on every site I frequent!). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation.

Thanks bb! As always thanks for the review. And thanks for the love!

-bannerday

Reviewer: Sapphire2011 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 01:34 PM · On: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff

This has great potential...love your sense of humor!  Can't wait to see where you take this story.  Please update soon!



Author's Response:

Hi Sapphire!

Catching up on chapter 4 reviews. Glad you still see the potential. ;) Thank you for the Humorlove! Happy reading!

-bannerday

Reviewer: sweetnees75 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 01:29 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

love your sense of humor :P to funny love how bella gives it back to edward more please :) have a goodnight

jules



Author's Response:

Hi jules!

Glad you loved chapter 5 and my sense of humor. Bella and Edward...such fireworks when they finally figure this all out. ;)

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks bb! As always thanks for the review. Love you like you love me!

-bannerday

Reviewer: Sapphire2011 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 01:10 PM · On: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It

Love this story!



Author's Response:

Thanks for the Storylove, Sapphire!

-bannerday

Reviewer: Siren (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 01:00 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

~Review me, review me, because I love you when you do me.~

You know I always follow orders. Lol.

I am not normally patient when it comes to waiting for people to get together but I am liking the way you put them together. Slow but surely.

Loved it and Love you.

Kate :D



Author's Response:

Hi Kate!

You are sooo good about following orders!

I know people sometimes get antsy waiting for B & E to get together...but I love the deliciousness of the UST and the anticipation and the delayed gratification. You read The Transfer...you know me! ;)

Glad you loved chapter 5.

Chapter 6 is posted over on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to read the next chapter over there (same penname and of course same story name). It won't be posted here on Twilighted for at least a week to a week and a half because my validating beta is on vacation. If you come find me on fanfic, please leave me a review over there so I know you dropped by.

Thanks bb! As always thanks for the review. Love you like you love me!

-bannerday

Reviewer: justinsgrl22 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 01:00 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

Oooohhh....I kinda guessed right! That never happens to me! SOOO glad you went that way...Irina sex....YUCK! I laughed and laughed again at Asshole's lame attempts to come up with excuses for his epic dick fail...

Best line? "He wondered if she had put some kind of hoodoo-voodoo curse on his dick because of the erection he'd had in her presence this morning and she was now doing some kind of victory dance." HAHAHAHA! That shit is seriously funny.

He's just so genuinely confused right now...it's hilarious. I really love the idea of Bella having the upper hand in this story even though she's the "innocent one". It really gives you SO many opportunities for humor.

Are Jake and Bella going to pull the fake threatening boyfriend act ("I'm gonna kick your ass because you gave my girlfriend a bitch hat, asshole?") or do you have something even more devious in mind?

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Author's Response:

Hi justinsgrl!

It's a fine line I tread here trying to make Assward a playboy and yet we don't really want him to play. LOL You try and figure that mess out! LOL  So...I had to have things not work properly with irina. But...Edward is still the same playboy guy, he's not aware that he's getting interested in Bella and she's kind of a "Basket Case" so no one really knows if she's receptive to him or not. It's going to leave him confused, for sure.

Glad you liked the old hoodoo-voodoo erection curse bit and the epic-dick-fail victory dance. ;)

I love the idea of Awkwardella having the upper hand too, even though she is naive and innocent. I'm going to hve fun with this.

And you asked if Jake and Bella are going to pull the fake threatening boyfriend act ...you'll just hve to read how that whole thing goes. ;)

Chapter 6 will not post here for about another week. But it is up on fanfiction(dot)net if you want to come read it there. Same penname: bannerday. and obviously same story title.

If you come find the story there, please leave me a review over there. Thank you for the storylove and for reviewing!

-banerday

Reviewer: vabeachgal (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 12:50 PM · On: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse

love it. your story is cracking me up. and love me some KOL. 



Author's Response:

Hi vabeachgal!

I'm a cabeachgal myself! And I do love me some KOL as well.

Glad you are enjoying the story. I'm having fun with Assward and Bitchella. More info on Edward in the next chappie. And Jake. And Irina. We'll see if there's a showdown ...

Chapter 6 will not post here for at least a week. But it's up now on fanfiction(dot)net

I have the same penname and of course the story has the same title. Come find it over there and if you do, leave me a review so I know you found it.

Thanks for the storylove and thanks for the review!,

-bannerday

Reviewer: Sapphire2011 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 12:46 PM · On: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life

This is the funniest story I have read in a long time.  Thank you for that!  I laughed until I tears running down my face.  Excellent job!  Can't wait to see how this story turns out!



Author's Response:

Hi Sapphire!

Glad you are having a good laugh. it doesn't matter that you are laughing at Edward's expense. Assward deserved it! Hope you like the next chapter.

Thanks for the review. keep in touch!

-bannerday

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