ah smart move there lady bug, Mommy will help Edward find bellybeans(love that name too by the way, if i haven't said so before) and an insight into her ways of thinking.  I see now how the story may play out.  He will read her fanfic post and as she turns it more from real life to fic he will start to mimic the fic.... am I right.... cause he could just change little things and make bella seem as if she is going crazy... lol anywho, I look forward to the next update..... 

Maybe Edward's self love will help him realize he's starting to feel something for Bella? 

I'm guessing that Alice intends to invite Bella to Edward's picnic? That would be interesting to watch the two of them squirm! Of course, Alice will know something's up just by observing them

And I'm dyin' to know what was in Edward's box that he felt the need to sort through so late at night

chapter 18

well first of all i don`t agree with your teams.it`s  an edward in silk pjs team,edward on the bed across the mirrow(double view,double pleasure) team,edward with a wedge in hand team and i am all 3 teams,any team with bella`s name is waste of time.moving on i would like to say that my favorite line is "he has the right to live however he wants " look at bella she has finally seen the light.i would like to answer a question "how do i look?" absolutelly perfect edward don`t worry boy.in the end i would like to disagree"no.and it`s not her fault...."well it`s not the same thing.he was in her house trying to help so unless he used his blindfold of course he saw her things.she actually used the keys to snoop.(but with my reason he should be angry for long and it is not helping with my wish to see him use some or all of the things in his drawer so carry on).

p.s i don`t believe after the crashing edward`s sensitive spot you pulled on me ,you could be more cruel but i was wrong.you actually had edward to performe a strip-tease?what the hell,and then in the hot bath?are you insane?and then touching his ass and groin?have you no mercy woman?write fast

FUBAR-ella is right.  Oh I just knew she would go and get it all purged.  Jeesh Bella needs some lessons is holding back just a tidge.  Hold those reins back girl.  But she went for it and now she's in a messy pickle.  

But really going into a beautiful home it's hard to not look at all the rooms.  The drawers were the no-no's.  To really blow her virgin mind King Kong Dong would have been a priceless opportunity for her to just happen on.  But that might have done it for her.  Might need to weave that in one of the chapters....just for her.  Maybe as a trick she pulls on Emmett that she likes the Mr. Really Big Kong Dong tickling the back of her throat.  Waaah Haaaa

Conversation between Dickward and Edward was so excellent.... just brilliant. Who is going to win? He's already starting to take stock in himself so it's looking good for Edward.  Make no mistake though all men have a bit of Dickward in them and we have a bit of Singing Bitch girl in us. 

I just know Edward is going to go to the website and find out about bellybeans! Love to see that slip out of Edward somewhere.... he's been snooping too.  

I'm hoping Emmett to the rescue with his boisterous wit and full braisen openness will get them on the right track.  

Just warning you; I'm going to be so OCD checking your updates.  Thinking about all the ways this can go.  girlie squealllll hurry up.  I can't wait!!! I'm sure Bellybeans is so proud of you.

All fun things I share with my "Edward".  He loved the belly laughs about Dickward, the Dickcave and the Dickmobile... oh the KKDong and the Meat Packing Industry too.  We were both laughing so hard we had tears.  Just two old farts laughing our asses off over Rubber Kong Dongs and Dicks.  Been a long time since we have laughed liked that without some alcohol involved.   So sincerely.... thank you.

Superward to the rescue with all his toned physique and fuck-me-hair... oh yeah and crushed cajones.  I loved that part... Dickward showing some chivalry.

This is good; a little nice wine, dinner and dessert, then the digging questions.   can't wait for "next".  

Aww, they're both blaming themselves just as muc as the other one. I'm looking forward to Angela meeting or seeing Edward.She'll uderstand Bella, he, he.

GQ Eddie / Predator / Dickward / Whoreward.... Amazing how one person can have so many facets of oneself.  I wonder if he read the reviews on Bella's laptop.  Does he know?  What are the chances there would be another Dickward in black silks with a hat hanging on his Dick in the middle of the street? The plot thickens.  This is really good!

Alice uncandid... are you kidding.  Not in her nature!

Shame on the snoop Bella that's going to bite her.  And who doesn't have closet bunny slippers?  It's the girlie thing to have.  Kind of like Jeans and Tees... it's written in the female DNA.

Have a feeling Rose is the hot4ec review... or even Alice.  Can't wait to see what happens with that... Surprise!

This is so much fun, enticing yet makes me laugh and want to read more.  Very much enjoying your brilliant and fun writing gifts.  Please don't stop.  I fear I'm going to read till the end and be left hanging with nothing left with so much fun to read. Leaving me neurotically checking for updates.  I'm such a read-whore.

Mega Meat, King Dong, Strawberries and Goldilocks... oh my!  What a trip.  I really thought I could hold my tea but darn if it didn't go spewing with the Meat Packing Industry glib.  I tried to hold it in and it just made it worse.  Middle of the Night laughing stifled by a two hand cover up.  <Priceless>

Fab Girl you are so FAB!

Author's Response:

It's me again!

Glad you liked chapter 13 and The Adventures of Edward and The King Kong Dong. So now you know, after nearly spewing your tea that those disclaimers/cautionary warnings are there for a reason. LOL I'm glad you got the giggles (guffaws??) about Emmett not wanting some girl to think that he and edward were in the Meat Packing Industry. I thought that was pretty good, if I do say so myself. I can just picture Emmett saying that kind of stuff.

Thanks for the fab review. You yourself are pretty darn FAB!

-bannerday

uh oh... Bella messed up big time.... and suprise Edward gets a wake up call too.  hmm I am so loving this story!  

I had to stop a couple of days ago and have been thinking about what is going to happen ever since.  I can't wait to read how Bella and Edward are going to work it all out! 

Author's Response:

Hi pmav!

I lagged myself for a bit on the replies. meanwhile, you have been covering some ground!

I loved hearing that you were contemplating what might take place next in the story before you were finally able to read the next chapter.

Thanks for the great reviews.

-bannerday

Dickward is digging deep and finding his inner Edward.... I love it.  Bella is already lost to him and just hasn't figured it all out yet.  

Delicious.

Author's Response:

Thank goodness there is an inner Edward...the external choice, though nice to look, at leaves something to be desired. We'll have to hope Bella can help him find a nice balance.

Thanks for the belly laughs.  Delightful.  Mon Dieu! What a unique dance of love.  I'm enjoying it tremendously.

Author's Response:

MonDieu! indeed. lol Keep your Mon Dieu's in mind for coming chapters. ;)

Thanks again!

Mr. Silk Pants Big Stuff.  A story within a story... how unique and fun!  Love it Love it Love it!!!  

You have me totally hooked. 

Author's Response:

Hi again, pmav!

Glad you are still enjoying Mr. Silk Pants aka Mr. Big Stuff. I still think that song from time to time...it just seems so appropriate for this story. Thanks for the love, love, love!!! Hope to hear from you again soon.

-bannerday

I love Midnight Sun!

(And thanks for the reply! I'm such a dork--I was so tickled to receive it.)

Author's Response:

Hi again, TMM!

See...if you love both Midnight Sun and the books through Bella's eyes, you like getting both perspectives! At least that's how I feel. Actually, the first thing I tried writing was a continuation of Midnight Sun (just for myself...I didn't post that).

And getting a reply from a review...now you know how I feel getting a review: Tickled!

Thanks again!

-bannerday