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Reviewer: kelsey_jim (Signed) · Date: January 26, 2009 03:34 PM · On: Chapter 7

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

Reviewer: Melissa228 (Signed) · Date: January 20, 2009 08:58 AM · On: Chapter 7

Well...Well...Well...lookie here. You have shamed me my friend. This story...your writing...is so fucking good that you have put me to shame. You..silly silly Dolle...throwing all kinds of love and praise at my Dollar-Store- shoe-wearing-feet when you are strutting around in your Manolo's. Yes...I am Dollar Store...you are Manolo's.

I laughed so hard that my 3 year old got scared and wonder why Mama was crying. No joke.

 



Author's Response:

SHAMED....PSSH....FIRST AND FOREMOST...WHAT THE HALE ARE MANOLO'S?  I'M IN SHOESPEAK FAIL....

<----CONVERSE GIRL....ALL THE WAY....

SECONDLY....I DON'T TOSS AROUND MEANINGLESS COMPLIMENTS...YOU...MAH DEAR...ARE WIN...

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE BB...I SIGH IN CONTENTMENT AT GIVING YOU HAPPY TEARS....THOSE ARE THE BEST KIND....

 

Reviewer: PreferBrunettes (Signed) · Date: January 06, 2009 10:05 PM · On: Chapter 7

So I'm finally getting around to reading and reviewing your latest chapter.  OME, woman!! and I thought the last chapter was falling off my chair funny.  Your Edward's vulnerability is so endearing and sweet, I want to just eat him up.  I wanted to yell "BOOBS" for him.  Damn Emmett for breaking up the moment.  I'm so proud of Bella for taking the initiative.  It is definitely going to be an interesting month. 

And your Esme, is the best Esme I've ever read.  I love her personality, cause she finally has one!  There are so many layers to you story - it's satirical and irreverent and sweet all at the same time.  I can read it over and over again and find new things to enjoy.



Author's Response:

SEXUALLY RETARDED EDWARD IS SO DAMN APPEALING TO ME...I LIKE TO "FIX"...SO THIS IS LIKE THE PERFECT MAN FOR ME....

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE OF ESME...SHE IS MY FAVE....SHE IS A VERY UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER....IN THE BOOKS SHE JUST WANTED EDWARD TO BE LOVED....MY ESME REALLY JUST WANTS EDWARD TO GET LAID....

THANKS FOR THE LOVE....

Reviewer: trutwilightfantasy (Signed) · Date: December 31, 2008 08:46 PM · On: Chapter 7

Edward cracks me up. For some reason I find the nervous inexprienced Edward soo...freakin sexy!!! I could really help him with his problems,heh heh, I'M SERIOUS!!

Reviewer: trutwilightfantasy (Signed) · Date: December 31, 2008 08:01 PM · On: Chapter 6

OMG! My fucking ribs hurt and I think I pissed  myself. That shit was hilarious!  It seriously took me 10 minutes to catch my breath while laying in my floor. My family thinks I'm crazy, thank you very much.

Reviewer: littlelamb188 (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2008 04:22 PM · On: Chapter 7

I cannot tell you how much I love this story.

I am still laughing just thinking about the last two chapters.

Great job *round of applause*

Honestly, this is one of the best stories I've read in a long time.

Good job.

Update soon.



Author's Response:

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR REVIEW....I GOT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE....THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Reviewer: hotNcold (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2008 04:50 AM · On: Chapter 6

ok..this is a FUNNY chapter..keep up the good workk..lol

 

Reviewer: twilightfan4ever2009 (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2008 07:10 PM · On: Chapter 7

Continue please. this story is awesome.

Reviewer: team_edward (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 07:55 PM · On: Chapter 7

I loved it so so funny

Reviewer: LovelyinLavender (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 06:42 PM · On: Chapter 7

Love it!  I'm glad Edward was able to confess to Bella how he really feels about her.  I so don't get it, though--how has he not touched women even though he's a not a virgin?  LOL  Who knows...  Well, it pretty much got made up for with Bella.  Kudos to her for being bold like that!  I look forward to seeing how things progress w/ them.

Emmett looking at porn on the computer @ work...that sounds like such an Emmett thing to do.  Jasper and Alice were so cute, also.  That's awesome how they just totally connected right away.

I hope you can update soon!

Reviewer: mscope (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 06:10 PM · On: Chapter 7

DOLLE ~ I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS I ADMIRE ABOUT YOU IS I NEVER TRUELY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.  THIS CHAPTER WAS SO MUCH FUN TO READ!

WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT FRANKIE THE TOOTH I AM ENVISIONING A TOOTH FAIRY WITH DENTAL FLOSS ... WELL YEA ... BUT IT REALLY WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME.

OH HONEY, IF HE THINKS THE BOOBS ARE THE PROMISED LAND WHAT'S HE GOING TO THINK OF THE SERIOUS BUSINESS? 

REFERING TO HIS RECEPTIONIST AS THE BEAST WAS QUITE AMUSING TOO!

I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR THIS STORY.  THE CROSS BETWEEN SLAPSTICK AND HIGHBROW HUMOR TWISTED AS IT MAY BE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A GUARD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE SMILE...WHILE ON DUTY. 

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.  I SINCEREL HOPE YOU AND YOURS HAVE A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON.

SANDRA



Author's Response:

YOU LEFT THIS REVIEW FOREVER AGO...BUT I'M JUST NOW FIGURING OUT HOW TO REPLY...HOW AWESOME AM I?  VERY I SAY....

I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT EITHER...ALL THAT FLOWETH FROM MY BRAIN IS COMPLETELY RANDOM...

I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD GET THOSE STIFF LIL BRITS TO SMILE...BUT HEY...LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND FIND OUT....

I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REVIEWS GIRL...YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE....

Reviewer: iWant2BaMonsterToo (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 02:47 PM · On: Chapter 7

haha edward is such a teenage boy :)

Reviewer: itsanarchybaby (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 01:43 PM · On: Chapter 7

"Yep. Jumped in his car through the window like it was the fucking General then yelled 'The South will rise again' while driving away."

That KILLED me. I haven't laughed in awhile and that totally cracked me up. I'm still giggling. Thank you for that! You made my day so much happier! :)

-Sam



Author's Response:

DUKES OF HAZZARD ARE WIN....I SRSLY MISS THAT SHOW....THANKS BB...

Reviewer: Missa (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 01:42 PM · On: Chapter 6

OMG, I laughed so hard reading this chapter. I totally feel Edward's pain, but it's just all too funny to not laugh at his embarassment. I love your characterizations of everyone - it just seems so perfect.

Reviewer: Milliehud (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 01:31 PM · On: Chapter 7

OMg adding to favorites!! This is really good. :)

Reviewer: barbarito (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 01:15 PM · On: Chapter 7

Holy Shit Dolle!!! The Eagle has landed and Edward got to touch  Bella's boobs!!!! LOVED it so damned much!!! I want more now pretty please!!!!! Esme and Emmett were fricking priceless! Rosalie being connected to the mob! I think Edward just about shit his pants when he heard that!! CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE!!!! YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!



Author's Response:

I SRSLY LOVE YOU....YOU ARE THE MOST ENTHUSISASTIC REVIEWER EVER....I CAN FEEL YOUR ENERGY FROM HERE....THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: nofangsallowed (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 12:07 PM · On: Chapter 7

I hope Mary Beth doesn't make a pass at Edward.  I hope he stays with Bella.

Reviewer: falconcranelove (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 11:52 AM · On: Chapter 7

OMG!! This was so effing funny, I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard while reading a fic! My fave line, the one that made me laugh the hardest was: "Yep. Jumped in his car through the window like it was the fucking General then yelled 'The South will rise again' while driving away." OMG I giggled for five mins before I could keep reading, and I'm still giggling now. Don't ask me why, that part made me laugh so much harder than the rest of it, but it did.

I love this fic so frikkin much! Great job, and keep it coming! :)
~Cat~

Reviewer: Tsumi (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 11:44 AM · On: Chapter 7

the mary beth thing is just sort of weird XD....i love how much bella and edward have developed in the span of a few hours, it really illustrates just how affected they are by the other, excellent work!

Reviewer: KacS (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 11:28 AM · On: Chapter 7

BOOOOOBS!!!!

LMAO!

Reviewer: swtypie8705 (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 11:18 AM · On: Chapter 7

thank you for the very entertaining story!! it never ceases to make me laugh... can't wait for it to continue

Reviewer: genna14 (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 11:04 AM · On: Chapter 7

I LOVE IT!!!!!! cant wait for your next post!

Reviewer: kelilly (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 10:51 AM · On: Chapter 7

OMG!!!! i about had a anxiety attack reading this story!! LOVE IT!!!!!

 

Reviewer: allymcnally (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 10:30 AM · On: Chapter 6

LMAO. ROFL. There are no words...

Reviewer: TwilightChicky (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2008 10:15 AM · On: Chapter 7

I love this fic and was SO happy to see an update. I was laughing like an idiot and had to explain to my roommate who then started laughing. Love shy Edward and Bold Bella, such a great switch on the characters. Emmett and Esme are total WIN and made me almost fall out of my chair when they were giving Eddie such a hard time about Bella and the "touching lesson" was hysterical!

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