Dessert sounds pretty darn good!!  I fell out of my chair when I saw the N64 comment a few chapters back.  Please update soon! Can't wait

That had me bent over trying not to pee my pants!  I can't wait for more of these 2 bumbleheads.

that was an insanely hot chapter! and the most awkward - especially when Edward started talking dirty (sorta lol). hope you update again soon! thanks for the new chapter!

I love this story :) Edwards office scene oddly reminded me of a Hugh Grant movie, although Edward is WAY hotter. Update, Update, Update!! :)

This was hilarious and insanely hot.

I'm so excited that you updated, and I LOVED this chapter.  My favorite part: "Must. Poke. The bulge".  LOL  Then again, I don't blame Bella.  It kind of reminded me of that photo of Rob on Perez Hilton's blog...y'know, the one where he circled Rob's junk and zeroed in on it.  Hot damn! 

So that action in the bathroom was pretty friggen hot!  Though it kind of sucks that Rosalie fake wired Edward (even though that was sort of funny!), 'cause if she didn't, who knows how far things would have gone...

BTW, dessert sounds VERY good to me, too.  Will we be getting a taste of it when you update next?  Hopefully :-)  Anyways, great job with this chapter!

Author's Response:

LOVELY BB...SO GLAD TO SEE YOU STOPPING BY....I LOVE FAMILIAR FACES....IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU KIDS ARE STICKING WITH ME EVEN THOUGH I TAKE DECADES TO UPDATE...

DESSERT....I'M LOOKING AT HAVING A TEASER READY SOME TIME THIS WEEKEND AND WILL POST IT ON THE THREAD...SO STOP BY AND CHECK IT OUT IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE....

THANKS FOR THE LOVE BB....

Sweet Baby Jeebus...your answered my prayers and updated.  All I know is if you keep this shit up, some of those people in the top 10 better step aside.  I Fucking Love This Story.  Rose is just so...sweetness and light.

Author's Response:

YOU WERE PRAYING FOR THIS?  BWAHAHAHA....THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY....I'M SURE OF IT....HEH...

SO GLAD YOU LOVE THIS....I KINDA LIKE IT TOO....ROSE WILL BE BACK NEXT CHAP....EMMETT TOO....

IMMA HOPING...ER PRAYING....FOR IT TO BE FUCKING EPIC....

And Let the games begin baby!!!!!!!!!!

GOT DAMN GOT DAMN GOT DAMN!!!!!!! YOU DUDE ARE FREAKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!! IM ALREADY ENGROSSED IN YOUR STORY!!!!!!! IM ON THE EDGE OF MY COMPUTER CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response:

WHOA THAR BB....YOUR ENTHUSIASM....WOW....THANKS....I'M GLAD YA LIKE....

It's very hard to write awkward situations. They tend to require a visual in order to really grasp the extent of how painful the situation might be. You my dear, need no such aid. I have never read anything that manages to be so painfully awkward, funny, endearing, and hot all at once. Those things rarely tend to combine in a friendly way. Half the time reading your Edward and Bella it's like watching a train wreck, and you can't look away because the collisision is going to yield one helluva an explosion...and you never know what kind it will be. That, is pure genius. Well done.

Author's Response:

OHAI THAR JESSIE....IMMA THINKING I'VE SEEN YOUR NAME FLOATING AROUND ON THE FORUM BEFORE...AND I'M SO EXCITED YOU ARE READING AND LIKING MY RIDICULOUS TALE....

YES..THIS IS VERY MUCH A TRAIN WRECK IN EVERY SENSE...I'M ALL SORTS OF EXCITED THAT YOU ARE GETTING THE AWKWARD SITUATIONS....THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY ARE INTENDED TO BE...NOTHING SHORT OF GAH-WORTHY....SO YAY THAT YOU SEE AND UNDERSTAND...

THANKS FOR THE REVIEW...AND I'VE GOT A LITTLE THREAD ON THE FORUM I'LL POST TEASERS AND UPDATES....STOP BY SOMETIME AND SAY HEEEEY....

Edward's textbook recitation of his arousal was great and so him.  Easily my favorite part of this update.  Bella's little free-association word game was very nice too--love that Edward was up to her little challenge, giving as good as he got.

So um, wow.  Yes, dessert is sounding really, really nice right about now.  Please don't make us wait too long for it!! 

 

Author's Response:

DESSERT...I HOPE....WILL BE EPICALLY AWESOME....I HAVE THIS ENTIRE SCENE IN MY HEAD....GAD....I MAYBE OUGHTA JUST GO WRITE IT, HUH?

GLAD YOU LIKED THE UPDATE BB....I'LL TRY TO BE A LITTLE QUICKER NEXT TIME....

Omg, please, please update this! It seems like it's going to be hella awesome.