Okay 2 great short reads in one day deserves a reward. How about a few embarrasing stories that will make you laugh and be glad it didn't happen to you.
Breaking my ankle in front of the entire school leaving a pep rally and then being wheeled (in a teacher's rollie chair) to the nurses office in front of the entire football team! Yep good times.
Having my friend hit me with my own car at a local hang out pinning my foot between the wheel and the curb. Did I mention it was Halloween? In costume? Or the fact he jumped out of the car to check on me without moving the vehicle? Or the fact I had to lie about what happened to the doctor because my mother was the nurse only for her to find out anyway because a concerned friend asked how I was after being hit by the car. Or the fact it happed 2 days before my birthday.
Then there is the time I broke my ankle in the hospital parking lot. So not kidding. The ER was so full they had to put me in the psyc room. Padded walls and all. Did I mention the fact I was there visiting my mother while she was recovering from surgery?
The sad part is these are just skimming the surface. I have lived Bella Swan's life of clumsiness and embarrasent without the benefits of a sparkling Edward!
Thanks for your great reads!
LOL Oh, you poor thing! I can only imagine what the full stories are like! Maybe you'll find your Edward someday? And then it'll all be worth it? Yeah, maybe not... But here's hoping!
Thanks for the laugh! So glad you enjoyed my silliness! I will be posting one more thing in the next little while, but I've been told that acceptance of multi-chapter fics is really, really slow right now. So you might want to check it out on that other site... hehe It's called A Ray in the Dark and was written as part of the Plot Bunny Contest. Alas, it did not win, but it was fun to write anyway... And it's being continued as a collab with wuogkat. :) (Let me warn you: it has angst!)
Happy reading! And be careful!