Ooohh.. seems like Alice and Jasper were giving Edward a little pep talk, guessing we may have a little action coming up...

I totally agree about the Angels and Demons movie, but then I find movies rarely match up to the books.

My favorite line: "You're standing there sans arm, my best friend is running around howling at the moon, and you had me put inside."  I laughed my ass off :) I totally agree with you on the Dan Brown movies. Total fail! Let the sexin' begin or at least I hope ;)

excellent!

A+

I really enjoy the fact that you bring em all in.  They all have such great personalities and I love reading about them all.  Bella cries a lot.....I don't really think so, not that I'm arguing with the author mind you but I would be very sexually frustrated if I were her and yes I would cry when I saw my girls.  I would have stomped around just like she did, then the doubt sets in and yup we cry....you did a great job with that.  Love the story.  And now it's Jacob's turn to shine.

Oh my God how bad was the movie? I fall asleep every time I watch Angels and Demons and wake up just to see the end. Not too sure what happens in the middle.... Irina's reference did make me laugh though.

"Doctor Whitlock has arrived.  Sit your ass down, Edward, and we'll get you all fixed up."  He made Edward take off his shirt and lay down flat on the bed. Is it bad that my mind immediately started conjuring up dirty images? Probably.

Great chapter. Hope Edward takes Alice's advice once his arms reattached. I think 28 chapters is a long enough wait. Can't wait to read more. Please update soon.

Author's Response:

OMG...I never thought about that.  Jazz and Edward playing doctor...

Well, I just hated the movie because it left out too damn much.  The book was so interesting in its art and history references, and the movie was...not.  Sigh.  Like Harry Potter...it just didn't translate well to film.  Though I hear HP:DH isn't bad.

You are really naughty! You gave us big babies a chapter to satisfy our fix, but you really didn't answer any questions or give us any smut! Esme? Still MIA. Jake? Still a jerk with questionable ethics! Sex? Didn't happen yet! James? Still a creeper! You are so good at being bad!

Author's Response:

LoL.  I was trying to fill in holes!  Sorry!  Next chapter...ah, I just can't wait.

I really think Irina might be my favorite character of yours.  I love the random non-sequitors she throws out.

Also, I love when you said Edward wrapped Bella in his arm.  I got a good giggle from that.

Oh, about your Dan Brown comment, is the movie ever as good as the book?

Author's Response:

The only movie I ever saw that was better than the book was Shawshank Redemption.  The short story by Stephen King was good, but the movie had so much more detail and depth.

 

feathers_mmmm is the reason I just caught up with this crazy fic. She is the best and i listened to the twigasm podcast. Sure miss those hoors. Enjoyed this immensely and can't wait to see what happens next!

i think that was amazing! why did jake do that!? will esme hurt him? will she be hurt herself?

I faved this story a while ago, when real life got hectic, so I would remember to read this. I have to say that I am glad I did! I am loving this story. I feel like I could pick up the phone and call the characters...they are so real to me. Once I read the first chapter...I was hooked! so...having to gt up at 6am...I read until 1 lol.

I was so sad to read that Carlisle isn't in this story. I do understand your storyline though. What would happen to the Cullens IF they didn't have their leader. I actually teared up when I read what happened though. It seems (imho) that these wolves aren't capable of human thought when they are in their wolf forms. I don't understand what was going through Jacob's head when Victoria and James were holding Bella. He still went after Edward. Was he still so jealous?...did he not see Bella in danger?...Did he just want to get rid of the closest vampire?..not that I thought..he just wanted Edward out of the way.

I am glad that Bella is more mature (might have something to do with the fact that she's 22...not 17 lol). Her only exception was when she was first around Edward...but let's face it. I would be turned ito a ball of stuttering blithering idiot as well..lol.

Ok...onto the touchy subject. Edward is a bit more sexual in this story. Yes he was a bit creepy in Bella's bedroom. But...in this story, he didn't have time to acclimate himself to Bella's scent...so he had to do it when he could. In the original story...he DID sit in Bella's room to watch over her after the near miss in Port Angeles...it never said what he did in there...except for watching her sleep. I found it a bit creepy, but endearing then too.

Ok, that's it..my review :) Oh yes...btw...I know Edward is a bit more...sophisticated than I am...but when I first read the Twilight books..my first thought about Jacob was...you scrotum lickin donker fucker!!! I know Edward wouldn't say that...but I hope it gives you a laugh :) Happy writing! I can't wait for the next chapter!!!

wholly shit!!! this chappy is rock hard and dangerous!!!

you did better than ok, i'm wishing they hubs wasnt sick! cuz i need some... OMG THAT WAS HOT!!!!