I really enjoy reading your story =-) sorry,I havent been paying much atention, as far as I understand, I see 2 eggs and that Alice & Jasper are waiting for other 2 eggs in a hundred years or so...how is it that Alice's already talking about Jasper Jr when he's still so far away from even being an egg? I just got confussed with the 4 babies and the chapter end note thing =-P nice prologue, do you plan to skip a hundred years per chepter to cover more than 2000 years?wow, thats a lot hehe but if so,it would be absurd to have a war when a touch to Alice from Aro would explain everything, besides, in 2000 years there would be several vampiric teenagers with parent to prove the point...anyway, hope you can post soon

Have a nice weekend

Daniela

Author's Response:

Jackson's egg was puked up between chapters 2 and 3. And, as soon as an egg is out, Alice can see its future, and some things (like the past and scientific principals) are set in stone, so Alice can see them this far in advance. ]

Sorry the chapter end note is confusing, I have actually already written the rough draft of this story, and am working on the draft for the sequel, in between editing and putting the final touches on this one. That is why I get the updates up so quickly :) So, in the part I am writing now Jasper and Alice already have all six kids.

I am not going to skip 100 years at a time, but there are two periods where I am going to skip more than a hundred years, so that I can cover the whole time span.

And Alice will not be able to touch Aro's hand because this will give away other secrets. You'll just have to wait a while to see what happens. Keep reading, and thanks for the review!

Very curious how they will handle a human living with their egg inside of them how can they protect it and the secret.

I am curiouse as to how this will play out. 

Will Rosalie and Esme finally get children too?

Author's Response:

Yes, Rosalie and Esme are both already with egg! Thanks for the review!

I like how Jasper calls his kids by emotions for nicknames. Awesome!

Author's Response:

Thanks!

Wow, that was very scientific and informative.

Author's Response:

Thanks!

Alice's egg can see the past? Awesome power. I love it!

Author's Response:

Thanks! Ii am fond of that power myself...comes in very handy in explanations :)

this is so funny. It is ridiculous and just... just what i ned to brighten i bad day. Thank-you.

Author's Response:

You're very welcome. Thanks for the review!

This is so bizarre. It's also totally awesome. Love the banner by the way.

Author's Response:

Thanks! I love my banner too...If I ever learn how to animate in powerpoint, I'll animate it so that the Jasper cartoon actually vomits up the egg and feeds it to the pet human...I also wish I knew how to animate it so that the egg looks like it is tearing it's way out of the human...

Laying eggs is chick stuff- LOL

Author's Response:

Thanks for the reveiw!

Menkes Disease

Menkes disease is a condition that affects copper metabolism. It is caused by a defective gene. A child with Menkes disease usually has normal development for the first six to eight weeks of life; however, after that point, symptoms such as a low body temperature and weak muscle tone become apparent. Additionally, the infant may have seizures and colorless, kinky hair that breaks easily. Treatment for the condition is copper supplementation. This treatment won't prolong life unless it is started shortly after birth, which is highly unlikely as there isn't any screening done at birth for the condition. Without early treatment, the child will pass away by his 10th birthday.

Read more: http://www.livestrong.com/article/21691-list-rare-fatal-diseases/#ixzz0yoR14Wlr

 

Good Luck : ) and if you have to have a boy name maybe Noah? My 1 year old son's name. <3

Author's Response:

That is totally perfect for Bella's egg's host! Oh, and I went back and looked at my story line and realized that the 1st disease you left would work perfect for Jasper's second egg's host, who is a female (Jasper gets 4 eggs- it's part of the objectives to knock-up Jasper; a lot). So, now we have Dava and Noah! Awesome! Thanks for the names/diseases and review!

I love it!  So weird and wacky and outrageously tongue in cheek funny.  Keep writing, please.  I can't wait for Edward to chuck up his egg!

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review! I'm esctatic you like the tongue and cheek humor!

I'm not going to show the other vomitings in such detail: once you've seen you male vampire vomit up blood you've seen them all. But, if you want a spoiler: Edward's egg is a female mind-reader. And, when Edward bolted down his piano, preventing her from picking it up, lifting it over her littermate's head, and smashing it down upon said littermate's head, she simply picked up her littermate and smashed him/her down into the piano. Now Edward has no piano :( Oh, and she causes Esme to ban chairs from the house. But, what else can you expect from vampiric spawn?

Well this is different, I love this rather funny story so far. I am eagerly awaiting the next installment.

Author's Response:

I'm glad you share my sense of humor. Stay tuned because the next chapter features such hilarity as vestigal breasts and egg-sitting. I'm going to upload it to the que today...