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Reviewer: Rhiannon5 (Signed) · Date: October 04, 2010 07:54 AM · On: Chapter 6

Loved how the Cullen's layed bets on Edward's sexuality - Jasper cheating.  Edward's relationship with is piano is funny.  My dad had a relationship for 6 months with a new drill he recieved at christmas - my brother his car.  I just think is a man thing.



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review! Glad you like it!

BTW I'm having an affair with my new cell phone. It's awesome!

Reviewer: OrchidFlowers (Signed) · Date: October 04, 2010 06:39 AM · On: Chapter 6

I so want to see the outtake! Please post it!



Author's Response:

I just posted it! It can be found here: http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=13755

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: vampires4us (Signed) · Date: October 04, 2010 01:39 AM · On: Chapter 6

funny! it would be disturbing if he - acted - on his 'feelings'...

ahahahhahahha



Author's Response:

Jasper tried to make him act on his feeling...but it didn't work. I just added the outtake, so feel free to check out all of the pianoy details!

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: ele05gs (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 12:28 PM · On: Chapter 3

Alright, alright! So, NOW I get it! ;)

This is so odd that it's funny! :p

But now I have a question! :) How did you come up with this story? :)



Author's Response:

Yes, I was going for so odd that it is funny:) Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: ele05gs (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 12:13 PM · On: Chapter 2

I'm a bit confused about the whole germinating thing, but I guess I'll find out how they'll do it later, right? :)

Ah, Emmett! Haha he always makes me smile! :D



Author's Response:

The 1st germenation comes in ch.4. Basically they make a human swallow the egg, which attaches to the wall of the small intestine and feeds human blood from the host to the egg for the duration of the paratism. Side effects include long life, good health, and a rounding around the middle.

Reviewer: ele05gs (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 10:00 AM · On: Chapter 1

WOW! Now I get it!! :D

So Esme and Carlisle's egg died, because it wasn't kept in the blood! Poor Esme when she finds out! And Rosalie!! :O haha :)

Your whole theory thing is quite interesting, really. :)

It was a great chapter! =)



Author's Response:

eggs, plural. They come in sets of two: one from each parent.

Keep in mind that the kisses/saliva/gall stone theory is just hear say from Eleazar, not the truth. We don't get the real story until Allison, Jasper's egg, tells us

Reviewer: halerosalie100 (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 09:53 AM · On: Chapter 6

I love the killer robot scene!



Author's Response:

Glad you like it! Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: ele05gs (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 09:31 AM · On: Prologue

I liked this! :) I am acutally a bit curious as to what has lead to this. That's why I love prologues! They always leave you wondering. :)

I might as well keep reading, right? :)



Author's Response:

I think you really have to get about three chapters into my story to understand what it is about... mostly because it is a bit complicated with the eggs/parasites/host/hatchlings...

Reviewer: jasperalice (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 08:48 AM · On: Chapter 6

I would like to come out of the closet: I too have sexual relations with pianos. Especially if Jasper is involved!



Author's Response:

Yum: Jasper and a piano. Who wouldn't be turned on with all of those big sexy keys? I'm def. in. Sing me out of LGBTP(piano)!

Reviewer: Nekabie (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 08:20 AM · On: Chapter 6

I'd like to see the piano-loving outake! I'd totally be on Jasper's side of the bet.  I find it funny!



Author's Response:

Yes, Jasper's side is not only the funniest, but it had the biggest monetary payout :) I too have my money down on piano... I just don't have the ten grand

Reviewer: DaSrO (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 06:42 AM · On: Chapter 6

Please post the outtake here,I would love to reqad it =-)

I find the relationship between Edward and his piano hilarious but highly disturing,it reminds me of a chapter of Nip/Tuck where a doctor they were planning to hire had intercourses with a sofa xP

will the twins reach a hundred next chapter?I already want to see how Bella and Edward's vampiric babies would be like



Author's Response:

One kid is female, and looks just like Bella, except for the mouth: she has Edward's mouth. Oh, and she is a little taller than Bella. The other is a boy and looks just Edward, except for the brown hair. Oh, and he is a little shorter than Edward. And they are the most violent babies of the bunch: Edward's piano takes on the brunt of an attack, and does not survive :( We will see them, through Alice, in about two chapters or so

I haven't seen nip/tuck, but intercourse with a sofa sounds very funny. Keep in mind, Edward was telling the truth when he blamed Jasper for the incident :)

Reviewer: caiusaromarcus (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 05:09 AM · On: Chapter 6

Edward + Piano = funniest thing ever!



Author's Response:

Thanks!

Reviewer: stephsmith (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2010 12:02 AM · On: Chapter 6

Oh please give us the outtake of Edward and his piano!  So funny!



Author's Response: Yes! I'm not the only one who thinks sexual relationships with pianos is funny! I still laugh everytime I read it. Here is a link to the outtake, BTW: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6135798/2/Outtakes_from_The_Gall_Stone_of_Doom

Reviewer: jasperalice (Signed) · Date: October 02, 2010 07:09 PM · On: Chapter 5

Lol!



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review! Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: OrchidFlowers (Signed) · Date: September 29, 2010 09:34 AM · On: Chapter 5

LOL- Jasper and the human



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: halerosalie100 (Signed) · Date: September 27, 2010 10:22 AM · On: Chapter 5

Blaming Emmett on the wolves is a bit speciest of Jasper, don't you think?



Author's Response:

Jasper is def. speciest- LOL

Reviewer: caiusaromarcus (Signed) · Date: September 27, 2010 05:49 AM · On: Chapter 5

Poor Jasper has to go to mommy and me classes- LOL



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: DaSrO (Signed) · Date: September 26, 2010 09:38 PM · On: Chapter 5

Okey,after readin your warning I have to ask, these human pets were healed by the eggs, and they have a hundred years to live...wont they fall in love, get married and have their own families?why give them a hundred year to live if they wont have a life?wouldnt that be cruel?

And if they do have a life,how would The Cullens keep up with it after 30 years without having to tell an awful lot of people?wouldnt the eggs affect the "human pets" DNA and give their offspring super health or something?

Im really curious about all the possibilities in your story

Have a nice weekend

Daniela



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review!

The human pets will have lives, but they only live for a hundred years, and this story spans about 1600 years, so their lives are like a blip on that time scale. Hince they die before the story really gets going. The human pets will get kids of their own, but they are completely normal humans.

The next chapter is about 17 years in the future, so you will get to see just how the Cullens plan on dealing with some of these problems :)

Reviewer: DaSrO (Signed) · Date: September 26, 2010 09:00 PM · On: Chapter 5

I think your Jasper was good,but the chapter was too short hehe hope that means you'll update soon ;-P

Have a nice week,

Daniela

Reviewer: stephsmith (Signed) · Date: September 25, 2010 10:22 PM · On: Chapter 4

Oh man I have been laughing so hard.  Either I'm just be loopy from reading this in the middle of the night or you're a comic genius!  I'm going to wake up my daughter if I can't keep it down. 



Author's Response:

Thanks! But you better keep it down before your daughter thinks your crazy, like mine does me, for laughing over vampires laying eggs...

Reviewer: jasperalice (Signed) · Date: September 20, 2010 04:52 AM · On: Chapter 4

I love this chapter!



Author's Response:

Thanks!

Reviewer: OrchidFlowers (Signed) · Date: September 20, 2010 04:50 AM · On: Chapter 4

Alice is really happy, so how about happiness for one, and joy for the other?



Author's Response:

That's a great idea! Now I just need two more emotions... Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: 78slayer (Signed) · Date: September 19, 2010 11:47 PM · On: Chapter 4

Okay I love this update but when did you add the prologue? I ask because I really don't remember reading it the first time I read this story. i find it a bit funny with Edward calling the egg a Parasite and did they want more children. I am looking forward to the next installment to this wonderful story.



Author's Response:

I added theh prologue after chapter 3, in the same week (it was short). Glad you found it and enjoy the homor!

Reviewer: eddie_lickmyas (Signed) · Date: September 19, 2010 11:24 AM · On: Chapter 4

ziki, and kaira

Reviewer: halerosalie100 (Signed) · Date: September 18, 2010 05:12 PM · On: Chapter 4

How about love for one of them, and adoration for the other?



Author's Response:

Maybe...

Thanks for the review!

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