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Reviewer: BaileyMac (Signed) · Date: June 18, 2012 06:45 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

This story is HILARIOUS!  I love sex guru Edward.  It reminds me a little of another of my favorites...I think it's the Bella Swan Diaries?  Or Edward Wallbanger.

Reviewer: HockeyChick (Signed) · Date: January 14, 2011 10:50 PM · On: Chapter 7 Phallus Flu?

Can't wait for the date! Best line ever = "Vive le vagina, bitch."

Reviewer: Ryansmama04 (Signed) · Date: January 14, 2011 08:37 PM · On: Chapter 7 Phallus Flu?

I seriously LOVE this story!!!! it makes me laugh and I get all crazy happy when you update :)

Reviewer: Discordia (Signed) · Date: January 14, 2011 07:24 PM · On: Chapter 7 Phallus Flu?

I was so happy to see this updated!  Love the story and I can't wait for the next chapter.

Bella's pervy inner monologue was just priceless.

Reviewer: readergoof (Signed) · Date: November 07, 2010 01:04 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Just read thru and love it.

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Reviewer: daggers4u (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2010 10:07 PM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Yay!!! LoL

OMG with the snarky--I think I'm in love with you!! Or your my evil twin...something..

This is SO much fun!!!

Reviewer: Elysia23 (Signed) · Date: October 24, 2010 12:50 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

I'm reviewing because we just can't have poor Edward suffering from blue balls. ;) GREAT story!! Hoping you're able to update soon...but understands about RL.

Reviewer: boulderpa (Signed) · Date: October 23, 2010 01:05 PM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Well I would have reviewed just because this is a hilarious romp, with poignancy potential. However, reviews in the name of Edward's balls? You got me there. I love your story. Please keep going.

Reviewer: Jenny Cullen (Signed) · Date: October 18, 2010 04:54 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Great story so far!  I hope everyone feels better soon so we can get an update!  *grin*

Reviewer: PoisonousGarden (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2010 07:28 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, where could he be taking her?

Reviewer: Lola84 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2010 10:44 PM · On: Bunny Hop, Anyone?

Oh jeez this is funny! hahaha that's so frustrating!

Reviewer: HockeyChick (Signed) · Date: October 09, 2010 04:26 PM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Can Edward be my personal sex guru? please?

Reviewer: renesme carlie cullen (Signed) · Date: October 09, 2010 10:52 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

cute story please keep updating thanks

Reviewer: Bleeding_Mascara_Tears (Signed) · Date: October 09, 2010 07:39 AM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

Fuck Yeah! I like this story . Poor Bells! What is the world coming to when you need someone to show you how to use a pleasure device?! Ah, well I guess when that someone is Sexward it's perfectly ok! Can't wait to read what you come up with next!

Reviewer: clairesuter (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2010 07:53 PM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

So cute! I love all their nicknames for each other. Can't wait for more, I missed you!

Reviewer: opalmoon (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2010 04:10 PM · On: Chapter 6 Beggers Can't Be Chosers

I think Bella should have just ripped his pants off and had her way with him anyway.  :-)  I know he is just being sweet, but damn!  I was ready to scream his name just reading it!

Reviewer: roxnroll (Signed) · Date: September 14, 2010 08:18 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

Yeah Baby!!! Can't wait to read the next one.

Rox

Reviewer: Teaste (Signed) · Date: September 13, 2010 08:01 AM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

Edward so could give me a tutorial on using the Rabbit.

Reviewer: elislyn (Signed) · Date: September 13, 2010 05:18 AM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

I guess having so much bad luck with men makes have the extreme good fortune of being followed home from the porn store by Edward to be just a restoring of the karmic balance. I would read more of this.

Reviewer: twi-hard4ever (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 10:01 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

i LOVE ur story whens the next one coming??

 

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Reviewer: HockeyChick (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 09:53 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

I'll watch True Blood with Edward any day :) I'm a Sam fan though lol

Reviewer: boulderpa (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 09:31 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

It feels a little bit like I won the lottery today with the quality of the updates to my faves this weekend, saved up to read tonight after lots of real life to prioritize. And I am not referring to the scratch off kind that pays chump change, no sir. Your update and Edwards_girl_4_ever's update of Hamartia Rocks are so good its like winning the jackpot.

I tried to come up with my favorite line, or some sort of constructive criticism and I've got nothing. There are tooooo many favorites to name only one, and nothing to criticize constructively or otherwise. You've done it again. Taking us right to the brink this time, and leaving us feeling somewhat sated, but still wanting more!!! SO GOOD!

More, please!!!

Reviewer: clairesuter (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 09:01 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

OMG! Quit fucking teasing us already! Looking forward to MORE!

Reviewer: opalmoon (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 06:45 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

Bella's inner monologue cracks me up!!!   Looking forward to the hookup! 

Reviewer: Ryanne 187 (Signed) · Date: September 12, 2010 02:06 PM · On: Chapter 5 Covert Operations

 

 Pfft...Ill tell ya this much...Eric Northan is a hundred times more a man and a vampire than Edward could ever  dream of. Hes 900 years older, dosent sparkle, and can eat without killing. Oh, and Alex is hands down sexier than Robert any day. So....that parts wrong. WAY wrong. Enjoy the sex toy marathon, but a bit  of advice...the Rabbit is not the be all end all...in fact, the be all end all is probably a plain Hitachi massager with a silicone dildo. My wife agrees. When are you women EVER going to learn the simple  fact that its about the ART, not the penetration. Worse than men. I guess thats what being bisexual is good for. Learning. youd be shocked at just howbig  the field really is from both sides of the fence.

 +>Ryanne<+

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