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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 20, 2010 09:54 AM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Five - Dream Edward
dream edward... love it. starched shirt edward is just that stiff!
Author's Response: Hi there akemi!
Thanks for the reviews! How you seriously spoil me so. :) Remember that Dream Edward is what Bella calls him when she's kinda sorta out of her mind and Edward actually sees him as a) the role he has to play to win her and b) competition. Think back to Deviant. You and I both know that SSE got some pleasure out of that ahem accident. Not that he'd admit it. But still.
:)
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 19, 2010 10:58 AM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Four - Deviant
i love protective edward.
Author's Response: Thanks so much akemi! I had lots of fun showing his cluelessness and developing feelings in that chapter. I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it. Expect more mayhem.
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 16, 2010 11:34 PM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness Part One - Pride and Tribulation
really really good.
Author's Response: Thanks so much akemi!
Best,
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 16, 2010 02:18 PM · On: Chapter 7: The Webers - Flowers and Pasties for Jesus
em just doesn't know when to shut up. but i love the lug.
Author's Response: Hi there akemi!
I never bought into the idea that someone who had his skull crushed like a smashed grape by a bear could be turned and come out perfect. Yanno? So in my mind, Emmett has a brain injury that although it did heal to an extent, he has to live with some symptoms - once of which is having no filter at times. I wanted him also to be exceptionally bright - probably one of the smarter ones of the Cullens - you just have to look for it. You'll find out more about Emmett and get to see him shine in multiple ways in the backstory. :)
Thanks for the review! And the stars!
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 15, 2010 09:27 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three
love love love it!!! mike has a weiner!! lmao!!
Author's Response: Akemi,
Mike Newton is tapping me on the shoulder and asking me to tell you that he does indeed have a weiner, but he prefers to think of it as Mike the Monster, thank you very much. And he's taking appointments if you would like to star in one of his personal pervy fantasies. No worries, I just face palmed him for you.
Thanks!
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 15, 2010 06:55 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two
even thought she's plotting against them.. i'm glad tanya's trying to help bella
Author's Response: Tanya will see the light. Eventually. And she most definitely can put on a show. Glad you are enjoying the tale, akemi!
Thanks for spoiling me so.
Best,
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 15, 2010 03:09 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part One
well at least she has angela as a good friend. that dumb jessica with her selfish thoughts. charlie! hahahaha!!! "Stripper pole?" hahaha
Author's Response: Charlie is not the sharpest tool in the shed in this story. Yeah, I went there with the stripper pole. Evil, I know. Glad you enjoyed it akemi! Thanks so much!
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 15, 2010 01:58 PM · On: Chapter 4: Homework Was Never Supposed To Be This Much Fun
wow.. poor bella. but then again she might not be mad.
Author's Response: Hi akemi!
Thanks for the review and stars! For the record, I am an equal opportunity torturer of all my characters.
:)
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 15, 2010 10:02 AM · On: Chapter 3: Propositions and Practice
since edward is going to trick bella will there be a nessie?
Author's Response: Hi akemi,
Ordinarily I don't spill plot points. But I will make an exception in this case. I have a line waaay down the road where I mock hybrids. I don't think children should face palm their parents as a way of communicating. And the idea of Edward so protective of Bella to the point of OCD not shrink wrapping his Johnson resulting in Bella getting pregnant? No. I really had a hard time buying into that part of BD. So Nessie will not be in this story.
Best,
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2010 11:43 PM · On: Chapter 2: The Bachelor Party: Survival of the B!tchfest - Part Two
that's what that skank gets
Author's Response: Hi akemi!
I do believe sometimes, just sometimes there is justice in the world. Even if it's a make believe world. Thanks for reviewing. :)
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2010 10:24 PM · On: Chapter 2: The Bachelor Party: Survival of the B!tchfest - Part One
that sneaky tramp!!!
Author's Response: Which one, Edward or Tanya. LOL! Thanks akemi for the review.
Tanya is blowing kisses at you. Really.
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2010 09:14 PM · On: Chapter 1 - Tanya and the Bachelor Party Bet
love the banter between bella and tanya. i'm glad u gave balla a backbone.
Author's Response: Hi there akemi!
Thanks so much for the review! and the stars! My stars! Bella definitely has a backbone in this story. You'll see why in the backstory which starts with the Heart of Darkness arc. This story is how that backbone develops with not only Bella, but with Edward as well.
Best,
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Reviewer: akemi (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2010 08:15 PM · On: Prologue: Bella, Sex, and Privacy
ok. i already like this story from the summary u gave. i can't wait to keep reading.
Author's Response: Well hello there akemi!
Thanks so much for the review! And the stars! If you are currently reading chapter one, hit the refresh button on your screen because I edited it. Evil I know. I hope you enjoy the story!
Bella is waving at you.
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 12, 2010 09:17 PM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty-Nine - How 'Bout 'Dem Apples?
great chapter
Author's Response: I'm so excited that you enjoyed it, photogal! That honestly is my favorite chapter thus far. Keep the seat belt on, and thanks so much for hanging in there with me. :)
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 12, 2010 01:57 PM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty-Seven - Oh the Depravity! The newborns and Tyler Crowley Must Die! Not Necessarily in That Order
not sure where u are going with this, but I'll hang in there
Author's Response: The next two chapters are probably my favorites. Hang in there for me, and wear that seatbelt. Promise.
Jugurtha is throwing orchid petals at you.
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Reviewer: BlueDiamond (Signed) · Date: August 11, 2010 04:38 PM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Four - Deviant
This story is so awesome, I can't believe. This was hilarious with what happen to Edward with his first orgasm. I think it should have been measured in how high it scored on the rictor scale as to the Magnitude of it. I used to raise show bunnies(Netherland Dwarfs) for competition. My best and most famous rabbit in the country and out of this county, was, Blue Diamond's Magnitude. He is a hot looking(and very distictive looking Netherland Dwarf) and can be found on the internet and my website. I gave up my 10 year hobby of raising show bunnies because of Twilight and Edward Cullen. At least I walked away on top of my game being #1 on the East Coast and #1 in NY state and 5th in the nation with my winning rabbits because of Mag and out of him.
www.freewebs.com/bluediamondrabbitry/
Author's Response: Hi there BlueDiamond!
Thank you so much! I have a pretty sick and twisted sense of humor. If I can think of something and say to myself, "Now that is just sooo wrong," then usually I end up writing it. I loved the idea of satirizing Edward lurking in the bushes like a stalker, and, ahem, conducting research. For moral purposes. Of course.
Congratulations on the show bunnies!
Best,
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Reviewer: yeuxdor (Signed) · Date: August 11, 2010 01:42 AM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Forty-Nine - How to Court Your Wife in Seventeen Syllables
Well it had to come sooner or later. I've reached the end of what you've written so far. I discovered your story a number of days ago and have disappeared into your world and found it a wonderful, surprising, clever, frustrating and hopeful place to live. Thank you.
I actually was in the Olympic National Park and Forks and First Beach and what not with my family last month so I am loving your pictures and it is great to have it all so vividly in my mind.
This is an epic undertaking and I am thrilled you decided to embark on in.
I will be staring at my inbox for news of an update like Douglas staring at Edward's pocket.
Author's Response: Hi there yeuxdor!
Thanks so much for the review! I'm delighted that you are enjoying my twisted take on Twilight. Main Edward would like you to know that he's not as bad as I make him out to be. He's far worse. Jugurtha is blowing kisses at you.
And I'm totally jealous you got to go there. Like green with envy jealous.
I am working on the next chapter now and have it about a third of the way done. I am not sure when I'll update but you can expect it to be a long chapter. I usually update once or twice a month.
Best,
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 10, 2010 04:22 PM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty-Five: Technically I Did Not Sleep With Her on the First Date
whew deep breath lots of info
Author's Response: The plot really does get complicated right about then, photogal. It all meshes in, I promise. :)
Thanks for reviewing!
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 10, 2010 04:20 PM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty-Four - What Could Possibly Go Wrong With a Miscreant Immortal Having an Un-chaperoned First Date?
wow
Author's Response: Thanks! Right back 'atcha!
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 10, 2010 04:19 PM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty-Three: Family Trees and First Dates
cool bracelet
Author's Response: Thanks photogal! It took forever to find one I liked. :)
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Reviewer: lippert1000 (Signed) · Date: August 09, 2010 02:11 PM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Forty-Nine - How to Court Your Wife in Seventeen Syllables
Ah ha! Now we know why Tanya's left breast sags by 4.5 millimeters in the first part of the story. ;-)
Author's Response: Hi there lippert1000!
You do indeed know why. Not that Tanya is admitting to any of that sagging business. Ever. *sniffs*
Thanks for making me laugh.
Best,
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Reviewer: photogal (Signed) · Date: August 09, 2010 07:20 AM · On: Chapter 8: Heart of Darkness - Part Twenty Two - "Scent"-antic Shenanigans
interesting
Author's Response: Thanks so much, photgal!
Best,
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Reviewer: Lost Star (Signed) · Date: August 07, 2010 01:55 PM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Forty-Nine - How to Court Your Wife in Seventeen Syllables
Wonderful chapter! :D
I adore this story so much! It is fascinating! Anyway. Yeah. Douglas still kicks butt!
Author's Response: 
Hi there Lost Star!
Douglas the Destroyer would like to thank you for appreciating all the hard work he has invested in this story. That Main Edward is such a scene hog. He thanks you for your respect for his nuts, too.
Thanks for reviewing and making my day.
Best,
Books & Douglas
Reviewer: kimboacp (Signed) · Date: August 05, 2010 08:13 PM · On: Chapter Eight: Heart of Darkness - Part Forty-Nine - How to Court Your Wife in Seventeen Syllables
I missed Douglas but am glad he's back. Can't wait for the big fight that is coming.
Author's Response: Hi there kimboacp!
Douglas thanks you for your appreciation of all his hard work in this story! Working on that next chapter. :)
Best,
Books & Douglas
Reviewer: KristinHazzard (Signed) · Date: August 05, 2010 12:18 PM · On: Prologue: Bella, Sex, and Privacy
I really enjoyed the last part of the chapter when E/B were able to have a somewhat normal converstation without overthinking things. Loved the attic scene and would like to know more about Edward's childhood and what is in the boxes. Charlie's reaction to their engagement is hysterical and so realistic. Thanks again!
Author's Response: Hi there KristinHazzard!
Whenever I see your name I think of the Dukes of Hazzard, which I loved watching as a kid. :) The attic scene is getting lots of positive reviews, which makes me squee. Thanks so much for giving me your feedback on it, as it was very challenging to write without making it come across as over-thinking. I will try to add something in about Edward's childhood when I can. In my mind, he had a very happy childhood, despite the fact that he was very quiet. He was an only child, and perfectly content entertaining himself. His mother tried to keep him a little more active as he got older to try and help with the shyness. His childhood best friend, Horatio St. James, was a neighbor and charismatic and devoted to him. Both Edward and Horatio were fencers. In my mind, Carlisle packed up a whole bunch of trunks and only threw out things that would decay or rot. Everything else he saved for Edward's sake, but he kept most of it in storage in Chicago, moving it from warehouse to warehouse every few decades or so.
So Edward really has no idea what is in the trunks - aside from the one he opened in Heartbeats and Lullabies - until that day in the attic. Even then, he only opened a few and left most of them untouched.
Glad you enjoyed my tormenting of Charlie. Expect more of it. Heh heh.
Jugurtha is blowing kisses at you,
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