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Reviewer: pixieyow (Signed) · Date: November 27, 2008 11:56 AM · On: Chapter 6: Lies, Dreams, and Schemes

this was my favorite chapter so far!!! Carlisle's talk with Edward was perfect!!! im so excitied about Bella's next homework assignment!

Author's Response: Aw pixieyow, thanks so much I was worried that putting in the angst without as much funny might freak people out. Glad to know it worked for you. I have more angst coming up. :) Thanks so much for reviewing pixieyow. I literally do the Snoopy dance when I get them. Have a happy turkey day! Books

Reviewer: venomousgal (Signed) · Date: November 27, 2008 10:30 AM · On: Chapter 6: Lies, Dreams, and Schemes

I love your evil mind!

Author's Response: Anyone with venom in their pen name has to think like me. :) Thanks so much for reading and thank you so much for commenting. It seriously makes my day. :) Books

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 26, 2008 04:52 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

Something tells me Forks will never be the same again! lol!

& something tells me that the Cullens would rather she left it a while before returning. Whether she wants to come back & have fun or not!!!

 But Mike humiliated - you have gotta love it!!!

I can just imagine the unrestrained glee from Emmett as he skipped away!

Good chapter. Cheers.

xx



Author's Response:

I'm not done with Mike yet. Not by far. I'm glad you enjoyed it. And I had to add Emmett in there. He wanted to practice the Vulcan pinch nerve on someone and Mike was the best candidate. Emmett just wanted to be helpful, you know?

 

As for the Cullens in their mind, they are leaving soon and won't be back for decades. If Tanya wants to act up they have no problem with it so long as she doesn't bring the Volturi down on them. The Cullens know from past experience that Tanya is going to do what she wants anyway. It's best to just move out of the way and pray she's not gunning for you. 

Thanks for the review. If I remember correctly you had a cold right? I hope you're feeling better.

 

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Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 26, 2008 04:37 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two

What on earth has Tanya got planned?

Crazy crazy girl. (um Vamp)

Charlie thinking of Edward as a weasel - as if, bless him. He tries so hard to respect Bella & gets all the grief!! lol.

& charlie - who knew he had a mind that ventured into such a gutter!

 Good chapter thanks.



Author's Response:

Tanya has lots up her sleeve. All I can say. But I hope you enjoy it. I know she's having a ball doing it.

I just thought of things from Charlies' perspective. He's a simple guy. Edward can come across as overly formal. And Charlie is still really mad about the way that Edward dumped Bella. I don't know that Charlie will ever get over that. And he can't stand the fact that she's getting married because he just thinks Edward is going to crush her heart - because Edward is Edward. At the same time he's been trying to be polite to him for Bella's sake. So getting all these phone calls from hysterical friends telling him that Edward tore Bella's clothes off in the supermarket and then tore his own off.....Charlie is completely freaked. He leaves fishing of all things, to go home and change and put on his uniform. And his gun. 

 

And Charlie has been alone, lonely and single ever since Renee dumped him. He might be Bella's dad, but he's still a guy. :)

Thanks for reviewing. :)

Reviewer: the shrew (Signed) · Date: November 23, 2008 03:42 AM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

payback's a bitch, isn't it?  lovely!

p.s. love the tribute to midnight desire.  truly an awesome story. :)



Author's Response:

TZ wins at life. Totally loved her take on the monster. So I had to pay her tribute by doing a satire of it using it with Mike only making it a non-monster if that makes sense. Glad you liked it. I keep having fun with Tanya. But next chapter will deal with more fallout.

 

Thanks as ever for your kind words. :)

Reviewer: the shrew (Signed) · Date: November 23, 2008 03:32 AM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two

loved Jasper's speech to Charlie. 

Author's Response: I couldn't believe he managed to keep him calm while mentioning Bella and sex and Edward in the same sentence considering Tanya was using her power on Charlie at the time. For a moment, I almost had Jasper freak out and try to kiss someone but decided since I'd already done that I just had to have him torment Edward. :) Thanks for reviewing. :)

Reviewer: JillyReb (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 10:11 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two

I think this might be the funniest chapter yet!  I hurt from laughing so hard!  Keep up the great work!

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for reviewing! I have a preference fo the next chapter as my favorite so far. But I'm sentimental that way. Hope you like that one too. I plan on torturing more Forks residents with Tanya.

Reviewer: nightowl82 (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 08:29 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

omg!! i love the monster in midnight desire!!! he's freaking hilarious!! great chapter, can't wait for more!!

Author's Response:

I love the monster in Midnight Desire too. I loved what TZ did so much I had to do her homage with satire. And so I made Mike have his own monster. And since it's satire - Mike thinks his monster is godzilla when in fact it's more like a grasshopper. So I'm trying to make fun of Mike because he is infact the eternal optimist thinking that all these women really are panting after him - egged on by his monster.

But my work can't hold a candle to what TZ does with her monster - that is some seriously funny stuff. I only hope I did her justice.

Thank you so much for reviewing. You have no idea how motivating it is and how much it makes my day. I'm very glad to hear that you enjoyed the story. :)

Reviewer: hhawkes (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 08:22 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

Well if the Cullens were trying to blend in when Edward and Bella had first met, it certainly cannot be the case now that all of their "relatives" and friends have come to town for the wedding...lol. Poor Mrs. Newton, her son is obviously a sexual deviant.

Author's Response:

As they plan on leaving soon and with the Volturi present, they've kind of thrown caution to the winds. And Tanya felt that she had to outdo Bella in the scandal department. Think of it from the Forks perspective. Tanya creates this amazing dance at the Bachelor party and jiggles her moneymaker at Edward who looks bored. The whole town is aghast because they hear a stripper a gorgeous stripper showed up at Cullen's bachelor party - one who made a play for him and one he decisively rejected. So that has tongues wagging. The fact that every man who tells the story gets glassy-eyed remembering how amazing Tanya was also gets tongues wagging even more. So add to that Bella and Edward in the grocery store and you have gossip heaven. Tanya has a healthy sense of competition so she decided she had to out scandal Bella. And I'm thinking Tanya won, Hands down. I'm thinking that when you read the next chapter, you'll see why. More torture is on the way. :)

 

And I'm having so much fun with Mike. I'm glad he entertains you. Thanks so much for reviewing. :)

Reviewer: hhawkes (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 07:37 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two

Tanya keeps running kind of hot and cold. I know she wants to get back at Edward and Bella, but then sometimes its like she really likes Bella or at least feels bad for her.

Author's Response:

You're very perceptive. That's exactly what Tanya is doing. She does want to get back at Edward. At the same time she is gradually increasing her liking of Bella - who has impressed her. No one ever stands up to Tanya - no mortal that is. And it's easier on Tanya's ego in the long run if she's friendly with Bella - because Tanya has never been the woman scorned hating a rival. If she doesn't hate Bella then she can't be the woman scorned you see?

Another thing to keep in mind is that in the vampire world - particularly in the Cullen/Denali families they take practical jokes seriously - but in a different way than humans do. Remember that human memories fade for many of the vampires so they have a hard time understanding human emotions. Tanya understands emotions like love and lust - she's got those down pat. But since Tanya isn't used to feeling shame or humiliation she doesn't really have a handle on how that feels to a human. So Tanya will feel a teeny bit bad about playing a joke on Bella for example, but she literally has no idea the extent to which Bella would feel shame. So in Tanya's mind, humiliating Mike in the way that she did meant that she no longer had to feel bad about Bella. Because she fixed the problem.  

Reviewer: emm (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 06:28 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

Highly amusing! Tanya is diabolical.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I'm having so much fun with her right now. And Mike, truth be told - he's such a pig. Thank you for reviewing and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

Reviewer: hhawkes (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 05:31 PM · On: Chapter 4: Homework Was Never Supposed To Be This Much Fun

very funny!



Author's Response: Thanks so much for your feedback. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

Reviewer: nofangsallowed (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 02:20 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

OMG!  That's so freaking funny!  I finally get Tanya!  She's awesome!  I like your vampires!

Author's Response: I'm so glad that you are enjoying Tanya and I'm so glad I've managed to characterize her in a way that makes sense. I was worried that I was just confusing people. Thanks so much for your review!

Reviewer: Quirkyalice (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 02:18 PM · On: Prologue: Bella, Sex, and Privacy

dododododo....

Oh hi!!!

Popped in because I can and thought, "HEY!  I LOVE THIS STUFF! AND EMMETT??? Well...AND CARLISLE????  AND MIKE TORTURE???" 

You know how my brain works hunny.  I love you xxxx



Author's Response:

Thanks so much for reviewing. I'm glad you liked it hun. I had lots of fun thinking it up. Thanks for inspiring the Emmett fun.

 

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Reviewer: maddaq (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 11:08 AM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Three

you make me laugh so hard i cry!! Thank you!

Author's Response: Thank you maddaq. And thanks so much for reviewing. It makes my day!

Reviewer: superstarrh (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2008 08:29 AM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part Two

A rogue band of vampire strippers who had to leave Forks and go to LA to hone their skills. 

I don't blame him for worrying about Edward either!!

Brillant!



Author's Response:

Glad you liked it vjgm inspired it. I had so much fun with Charlie's reasoning in this one. Poor Edward had to stand there feeling guilty and watch his brain jump from ridiculous assumption to ridiculous assumption while keeping a straight face. :)

Thanks so much for reviewing. :)

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 03:36 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part One

Oh Tanya!!

 

What games is she playing now?

Grrrr!

Poor Edward - he's only trying to do his best.

Another good chapter.

Cheers.
Em.

x



Author's Response:

Thanks Em, I hope you feel better soon with the cold. I put an explanation for Tanya's behavior on the discussion thread for this story - it's over on the AU forum. You might find that interesting reading. I also included some spoilers for upcoming chapters.

I liked the idea of Edward being the one to unwittingly start the chaos by just trying to help Bella. So I had to run with it. 

 

Thanks so much for reviewing. You made my day. :) book

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 03:06 PM · On: Chapter 4: Homework Was Never Supposed To Be This Much Fun

Oh Tanya is very evil..

& I dread to think what she is going to do with info from Jake....

 

Good chapter cheers.

Em.

x



Author's Response:

I ain't saying nothing on that one *looks around whistling looking innocently*

 

:)

 

Thanks for reviewing. :)  Book

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 02:44 PM · On: Chapter 3: Propositions and Practice

Loved the practice shots on Mike!

 Genius.

But something tells me that Bella & Edward's plans are not complementary.....

Good chapter.

Cheers.

em.

xx



Author's Response: Something tells me you are onto something. :) Thanks for reviewing. :)

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 02:29 PM · On: Chapter 2: The Bachelor Party: Survival of the B!tchfest - Part Two

Well he resisted & won bella the bet!!

 

NExt chapter sounds interesting!!

I love how desp & needy you made Tanya & that line from Ben about her wonky boobs  too funny!

Cheers.

Em.

x



Author's Response:

Thanks so much Em! I just imagined in my mind the most beautiful woman in the world and how indignant she would be at Edward simply being disinterested in her and went from there. Tanya does not love Edward - ok maybe a tiny part of her does - but she's not in love like giant epic kind of love. She does not like that he's the only man who has ever in her existence actively resisted and repulsed her charm. She simply can't understand why he's not attracted to her and for Tanya that is galling.

I had to throw in the boobs thing. I read somewhere that all women are lopsided to some degree and I thought it would be hilarious for Bella having just learned that fact at a bra fitting to throw it in Tanya's face. Tanya doesn't know that this is true of all women - because in Tanya's mind she is sheer perfection. Finding someone point to a noticeable "flaw" - one that is actually natural - tickled my funny bone.

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 02:15 PM · On: Chapter 2: The Bachelor Party: Survival of the B!tchfest - Part One

Oh dear - poor desperate Tanya...

& cheap shot - using Bella's scent & shampoo...

 How will Edward resist? It sounds a tough situation.....

 Good chapter.

I hope Bella is not freaking out at home!

em.

xx

Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 02:05 PM · On: Chapter 1 - Tanya and the Bachelor Party Bet

Uh-oh!

 Is Bella wise to unleash Tanya in a strip club?

 Good chapter. Great to see a self assertive Bella.

Cheers.

Em.

xx



Author's Response:

Bella is taking a gamble - and the words kind of fly out of her mouth before she really thinks of their importance. Now she has to brazen it out.

She decides that since she is Edward's singer and he resists her blood every day that he's not going to fall for Tanya in one night. Also, she has the back up of knowing that his siblings are present. I mean look at it from her perspective: the Cullen boys would kill Edward if he cheated on her (she thinks). And she doesn't think that Edward, if he WAS going to cheat on her would ever be stupid enough to do it in front of an audience. So she's betting on his self control.

 

Glad that you enjoyed the chapter. Thanks so much for reviewing!

Best,

 

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Reviewer: Emmy (Signed) · Date: November 19, 2008 02:12 PM · On: Prologue: Bella, Sex, and Privacy

Interesting start.

I am not quite sure which way the story is going - which I always like.

& your sneak peak of next chapter looks bloody funny. I am saving the page & will read tom or when I feel better.

I have a sodding cold & cannot give stuff proper concentration today & don't want to miss.

Cheers.

Em.

x



Author's Response:

Hey Em, I'm sorry to hear about your cold. I hope you feel better soon. The first chapter is kind of heavy on the drama in order to set up the rest of the story - which has both humor with a bit of angst. I think you'll like the next chapter much more. Tanya is quite entertaining in it as is Bella.

Feel better soon and thanks so much for reviewing,

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Reviewer: Tiggrmommi (Signed) · Date: November 15, 2008 09:51 PM · On: Chapter 2: The Bachelor Party: Survival of the B!tchfest - Part Two

One of the funniest things I have ever read!!! I can't get enough!!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much Tigermommi for your review. You made my day. I'm glad you are enjoying the story so far. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet, so put on a seat belt. I plan on having my characters do lots of hilarious things. :)

Reviewer: Emerald_Rosalie (Signed) · Date: November 13, 2008 08:26 PM · On: Chapter 5: Indecent Exposure at the Thriftway on Aisle Three: Shameless Hussy Part One

Oh darling!! This is fantastic, I've loved every single chapter, this is how it should of all went off! Tanya bumping uglies with Jake?! Priceless!!!! I can't wait for more!!

Author's Response: Oh Emerald_Rosalie thanks for making my day! I had so much fun with Tanya...so much fun with Tanya that she's going to be even more outrageous in the next chapter. Swear. I am fine tuning the other chapter now. I have to work on some logistics but will try to have it up sometime over the weekend.

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