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Reviewer: msbf84 (Anonymous) · Date: January 24, 2011 07:42 PM · On: The Porn Identity

Oh my god! First of all I feel so bad for Eddy, B/J doing it just when the poor boy figured out he is in love, that is just sad.
And reading about the sandwich bag almost got me in trouble. I mean, how could you possible explain to your coworkers why are you laughing so much, of course I refused to confess why. My face was as red as a tomato, but it was worth the embarrassment.

Author's Response:

ha! I'm glad the sandwich bag bit made you laugh, it made me smile writing it. Only Emmett would be so crude. Glad you didn't embarass yourself! Thanks for reading :)

Reviewer: culleni42 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 05:09 PM · On: The Porn Identity

come on plssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....dont let bella be w/ jasper...plsssssssssssssssssss...poor edward=[.....plsssssssssssssssssss....i mean maybe she couldn't do it ...like she doesn't feel right or something..like she feeling she cheated on somone or wierd or betrayed someone....plsssssssssssssssssss...and don't let edward be w/ someone else just because of what he saW..plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....=[...im begging you!...



Author's Response:

Wow! Have a little faith ;) Thanks for reading, your review made me LOLxx

Reviewer: seeker (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 04:11 PM · On: The Porn Identity

thanks good chapter



Author's Response:

Thank you! And thanks for reading :)

Reviewer: TexasTwilight77 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 03:52 PM · On: The Porn Identity

Edward, you dumb shit! Why would you do that? Anyways, I'm pretty sure that Jasper said something along the lines that Edward told him it was a good idea. Anywho, loved when everybody was breaking out with the robot...lol, great chapter. Can't wait to see what happens next.



Author's Response:

You're the only person who appreciated the robot! Thanks! Edward is definitely not the smartest man around. Thanks for reading, and for waiting the 1000 years between chapters.

Reviewer: onashing (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 02:11 PM · On: The Porn Identity


Reviewer: grumpbear (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 01:14 PM · On: The Porn Identity

omg! i get why edward didnt have the balls to say it....and in actuality they had forgot about the scene tomorrow....i guess he was on the spot and really wasnt sure of his feelings for bella,,,,but i wish he said something,,,he isnt stupid just scared,,,we all have been there,,,,but i feel for the guy,,,



Author's Response:

Aw, thanks. Poor socially inept Edward would be happy that you're sticking up for him. :) Thanks bb.

Reviewer: St0pSmackinMe07 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 11:55 AM · On: The Porn Identity

Oh no!!! :( Ugh Bella, what are you doing?!

Update soon! And please have Edward work up the guts to tell her her loves her asap!



Author's Response:

An update is on the way. I promise this time, no epic wait. Thanks for reading :)

Reviewer: Beatrice22 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 11:20 AM · On: The Porn Identity

OMG!!! Edward!!! You stupid stupid idiot!!! What did you do? Arghh...

Bella and Jasper? Common, you're better than that...

Great chapter... Please review sooner... Kisses...



Author's Response:

ha! I'll tell him you said that :) Thanks for reading.

Reviewer: lonewolfskid (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 10:51 AM · On: The Porn Identity

Oh holy...Jasper told her E was okay with it didn't he.....stupid stupid stupid ass man.  For the love.....two of the dumbest bone bags ever.....seriously....

But, laughed my ass off as usual.  I get so butt wiggling excited when I see an update for this fic....it's almost embarassing. 



Author's Response:

OMG - I thought I was the only person who butt wiggled! I do it when I get an update too! Or my food at a restaraunt. I do it a lot actually. Glad to see someone else who does it! Thanks for reading and sticking with me :)

Reviewer: tlwatkins36 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 09:37 AM · On: The Porn Identity

You can't be serious!  NOOOOO  I hope Edward stops this and comes to his senses and tells Bella he loves her!  Can't wait for the next update.  Hurry please!



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review, and thank you for reading :)

Reviewer: Kati11 (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 08:57 AM · On: The Porn Identity

AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Man these two need to get their heads out of the very unfortunate places they are currently residing! Bella and Jasper and Edward and the doing the nasty and the love and the bloody heck My thoughts about this aren't too coherent at the moment. Can't wait for the next chapter!



Author's Response:

hahahahahaha! I think I get the jist of your though processes anyway, thank you? And yes, they both need a good kick up the ass. :)

Reviewer: JRbtsn (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 08:32 AM · On: The Porn Identity

O No! Bella and Jasper? Weird! LOL Good chapter! I thought for sure Bella and Edward would be all that but apparently not happenin' yet. Good job!



Author's Response:

You have to love some long, drawn out UST, right? Don't worry too much....it's coming. Thanks for reading. :)

Reviewer: dipsydoodle (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2011 08:27 AM · On: The Porn Identity

Is Edward a complete idiot?  What the hell!  He gave Jasper permission?     I'll bet Bella is pissed!



Author's Response:

LOL - yes, Edward is not particularly....smart? Switched on? But maybe Jasper has alterior motives? Thanks for reading. :)

Reviewer: NOMnomNOM (Signed) · Date: December 30, 2010 02:42 AM · On: Booty & The Beast

haha Tom Baker is definatly NOT the best Doctor Who, its clearly David Tennant :)

Reviewer: TexasTwilight77 (Signed) · Date: December 26, 2010 07:21 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

Oh yeah, I can only imagine what was going through Edward's head while this was going on. Epic chapter! ;)

Reviewer: Jaymes Miorano (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2010 10:37 AM · On: Throbin' Hood

SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD! More! I need more!!

Reviewer: NinaWright (Signed) · Date: December 04, 2010 07:57 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

GAH! Loving this!!!

Reviewer: NinaWright (Signed) · Date: December 04, 2010 03:44 PM · On: Booty & The Beast

Re: Chapter 1 quote: "Cram it up your cramhole, LeFleur!" Hahaha!

Reviewer: grumpbear (Signed) · Date: December 01, 2010 06:00 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

amazing,.,.i cant believe they did it in front of ppl lol....this will be awkward but i cant wait to see how they react to eachother....i bet their will be some angst ..i can see it now



Author's Response:

Angst? What is this angst you speak of?I see no heaby angst in the future, maybe some bumps in the road though. Thanks for the reivew and for reading :)

Reviewer: team_switz (Signed) · Date: November 30, 2010 10:15 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

i love it! one of a kind fanfic! :)



Author's Response:

Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it. :)

Reviewer: jujubakiller (Signed) · Date: November 29, 2010 05:18 AM · On: Throbin' Hood

I would love to watch this porn! Lol.

The sex seemed romantic to me. I wonder if they will go ahead and sell it anyway.



Author's Response:

LOL! Maybe I should send the story over to a Porn director? It will be very interesting to see what happens with the movie...

Reviewer: whoaacxh37 (Signed) · Date: November 28, 2010 09:21 AM · On: Throbin' Hood

uh oh, looks like they've gotta figure something out now. can't wait to see how bella and edward handle this one!



Author's Response:

Thanks for reading bb. There is definatley some awkward times ahead. But who doesn't love an AwkWard?

Reviewer: Tammygrrrl (Signed) · Date: November 27, 2010 12:14 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

Oh my. Will we get EPOV at all?

Holy shit. To hell with lines, huh?



Author's Response:

An EPOV is next, whether or not it will completely rehash the sex scene, I don't know. I've tried to keep the story from lagging by not going over the same details when it flicks back and forth. But....that's not to say there won't be one at some point. Thanks for reading!! x

Reviewer: juicybitkathy (Signed) · Date: November 26, 2010 10:12 AM · On: Throbin' Hood

love it!



Author's Response:

Thanks! And thank you for your review :)

Reviewer: AlysLuv (Signed) · Date: November 25, 2010 05:36 PM · On: Throbin' Hood

woohooo finally! yesssss



Author's Response:

LOL - thanks! Thanks for reading and reviewing :)

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