I just ADORED the lengths of charade the Cullens acted out in favor of Bella and Edward's times of pre-intimacy! Truly, each Cullen wanted Edward and Bella's love affair to last forever, too! (Rosalie would come to see how much Bella respected and agreed with Rosalie aboutlove and life with their mates!) The cooperation as a family is extremely evident and sweet in the beginning of this chapter: the bedroom switch, the coffee/breakfast table setup scene, Esme's diplomacy and Jasper's empathic assistance (-which gave him an opportunity to love and "apologize," in a way to Bella for what happened at Bella's 18th biurthday party when Bella papercut her finger and Jasper attacked,) by inducing Bella's deep sleep. The "we're using our best 'company' manners by Edward, Carlisle and Esme, then Emmett and Jasper's inner and outer comments were just priceless! I laughed at the whole facade and how Charlie was completely fooled! Still, I think that orange juice was getting close to the due date however! LOL!

I love Emmet's love for life, too! He adjusted the best to being a vampire (before Bella came along into the Cullens' lives,); but then, the saddest, most hurtful part of Emmett's life, I think, was his parting from his human family, who loved and so depended on his love, protection and hunting abilities to provide for them! Emmett's brazen approach to life did help "solve" Charlie's doubts and destroyed future surprise visits however; ---with his effective jabs at an embarrassed Charlie!

This was a terrific story --you solved an area SM never explained in the first 3 books: 'How did Charlie accept those sleep-overs at the Cullens so easily?' Bravo! 

CONTINUE! this story makes any day SOOOO much more fun!!!!

Truely fun story.  I love the different perspectives and feel as cheated as Emmett that I didn't yet get an introduction between the two of them. 

Really.  This is way too good to quit.  It does, however, almost demand a second story for the juxtaposition from Bella's revenge and the new picnic seige.  The first "felt" complete on its own. It was awesome and funny as hell.  Be proud.  It now feels like a new story starting from scratch. I look foreward to updates.

Completely hilarious! Dude, even if we get caught, the last thing anyone’s gonna think is ‘blood-sucking vampires bombed us with a water balloon catapult! Dude that's a classic! :)

I really enjoyed your story. I am a mother of 3 boys. My oldest is almost 8 and I already see his mind working this way. Thanks for sharing.

Every time I'm in a bad mood, I look up this story.  So adorable (and quite tender too).  :-)

the future cant hold the werewolves thats why alice cant see them

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard over a story! This was hysterical!

""By way of greeting, he leaned in and kissed Bella.  I looked out the window and tried to ignore them. 

Finally he released her and leaned his forehead against hers.  “I love this devious side of you,” he chuckled.

“Yes, yes, you love everything about her, Edward.  Now come on.  Let’s get going!”  Sheesh, leave it to him and he’d be out here all afternoon kissing Bella.

He grinned at me.  “I fail to see how that’s a bad thing.”" Don't worry Edward, it not a bad thing!!

I love how Edward yelled at Jasper to beat Emmett!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay Bella's acting doesn't suck!!!!

Should not have had mouthful of soda when reading this one. Laughing my tail off. *wipes coke from computer screen.*

yup funny and silly.  Thanks