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I still write, but it does make me feel bad still actually. I think that may be due to the fact after having Edward and Bella play some games with pb and honey...lol....I got a review saying "thanks" for all the "ideas" she gets from my story to use on her bf....I checked her profile and yeppers...the kid was 14.
I know technically it's not my problem since I am marking my stuff appropriately. But it still makes me feel a little uneasy everytime I start working on some lemony fresh subject matter...lol
I think you all need to hire AO to send little PMs to all the teeny boppers telling them that you don't approve of them reading your story and that their mother's wouldn't like it.
I still crack up about that. I totally agree with her, don't get me wrong, but like I said before, I just don't check profiles anymore. I know my kids aren't reading any of it so, my job is done.
Oh, and btw...my thought when I read the pb&j chapter was - Wow, that is going to be a sticky mess. I would be in the shower after the first round. I guess that is the difference between the old lady and the 14 year old!! HAHAHAHA!! (PS not saying I didn't enjoy the moment for B&E...just tried to imagine me doing it and couldn't)
It cracks me up when they ask for me to recommend a book. Um, yeah, NOT gonna recommend The Brotherhood or The Breed Warriors to them. That's all they need.
I teach 8th grade, and their little minds are in the gutter waaaay too much! We spent the last few days of school watching movies, and I nearly died at some of the titles they suggested! If they do find me on FF, they won't know me. None of them know me as birdee, and I intend to keep it that way. (They have to use my school e-mail addy if they need to contact me. I don't give out my real e-mail to them under any circumstances.)
So, it doesn't surprise me at all that these kids are reading and writing smut. Their parents leave them to their own devices, and it's pretty sad. If I had been caught reading or writing smut at 14, my parents would have killed me.
qjmom wrote:[ Oh, and btw...my thought when I read the pb&j chapter was - Wow, that is going to be a sticky mess.
Actually, I should have added a a/n warning to that chapter to make it clear the guy is ALWAYS Peanut Butter since it's easy to get out with it's oily qualities.....my hubby has hardly any chest hair, but some big dabs of creamy honey that dried on him resulted in an unintended wax job afterwards on the pecs.........lol
qjmom wrote:[ Oh, and btw...my thought when I read the pb&j chapter was - Wow, that is going to be a sticky mess.
Actually, I should have added a a/n warning to that chapter to make it clear the guy is ALWAYS Peanut Butter since it's easy to get out with it's oily qualities.....my hubby has hardly any chest hair, but some big dabs of creamy honey that dried on him resulted in an unintended wax job afterwards on the pecs.........lol
qjmom wrote:[ Oh, and btw...my thought when I read the pb&j chapter was - Wow, that is going to be a sticky mess.
Actually, I should have added a a/n warning to that chapter to make it clear the guy is ALWAYS Peanut Butter since it's easy to get out with it's oily qualities.....my hubby has hardly any chest hair, but some big dabs of creamy honey that dried on him resulted in an unintended wax job afterwards on the pecs.........lol
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
My hubby is pretty hairy...so I don't think that he would really go for any type of sticky on him. But, might be a way to wax him...hummmmmm..."HONEY!! I have a game for us to play!!"
qjmom wrote:[ Oh, and btw...my thought when I read the pb&j chapter was - Wow, that is going to be a sticky mess.
Actually, I should have added a a/n warning to that chapter to make it clear the guy is ALWAYS Peanut Butter since it's easy to get out with it's oily qualities.....my hubby has hardly any chest hair, but some big dabs of creamy honey that dried on him resulted in an unintended wax job afterwards on the pecs.........lol
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
My hubby is pretty hairy...so I don't think that he would really go for any type of sticky on him. But, might be a way to wax him...hummmmmm..."HONEY!! I have a game for us to play!!"
Yeah, mine would KILL me! He'd just go around with dried honey on his chest...LOL