What happens when Queen Alice rules? 

This story uses the characters from"The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy".  However, you do not need to have read that story to read this one. 

This is a short, one chapter bit of lemony fluff for all the wonderful reviewers who want to read about lemony goodness between Jasper and Alice.  You pervs!  ;)

Very much NC-17. 

It has been a little over 2 years since Edward has left Bella in the forest feeling unwanted. She now is on a quest to feel wanted and desired from anyone who will give it to her. The one thing Edward couldn't do and Jacob wouldn't do is now what she craves. But after a shocking turn of events, Bella is forced to come to terms with how messed up her life has become. Will she ever let someone love her again?

Based on Katy Perry's song "Thinking of You."

No smut or lemons. Rated R just to be safe.

BXE BXJ BXOC

Step right up ladies and gentleman - girls, and boys!

Step inside the place where anything can happen, no subject is void.

Come greet with the ringmasters of this glorious feed,

Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….

Edward is a very troubled teen who moves with his family to the small town of Forks for a fresh start. What happens when he meets the shy Bella?

A one shot outtake from Knowing That You Love Me. Emmett eaves drops on a very important lesson Alice and Rose teach Bella. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Edward is trying to control himself one night while he's watching over Bella. But he loses control when Bella pushes him too far without even knowing it. Lemon

The Cullens have relocated after the death of Charlie, along with newly weds Jake and Ness, to a remote village in Russia.  However, they are forced to relocate back to Forks after some poor planning and newly wed passion throws some unseen additions into the Cullen mix.  What happens when Alice has a vision of the Volturi coming back to pay the new addtions a visit?

He has gained a new life, the opportunity to be human, and a new chance to now turn 18. But will fate’s magnet pull him back to his true reality and finally push him toward his destiny to love? SEQUEL TO WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED, SO READ THAT FIRST!

Upon Bella and Edward's first meeting, not a single cliche will be spared.

"Entwined on the hard asphalt of the school parking lot in Forks, Washington, our hero and heroine manage to look extremely cozy and incredibly inappropriate at the same time."

A crackfic of Bella and Edward's first meeting, were they human and incredibly, incredibly annoying.

If people like the crack and respond favourably... they may just receive more.

I lay back on my bed as I remembered.  Even years after I met him, it still felt as if that had happened only yesterday.  I still could remember the pain of thinking that I would never see him again.

  “Esme,” he said as he came into our room, I had been so caught up in my recollections that I hadn’t heard him coming, “Are you alright?”

  “I’m fine,” I muttered, even after all this time my motionless heart still felt as if it jumped whenever he said my name, “I was just remembering.”

  “Remembering what?” he asked as he lay down beside me.

  “Surely you can guess, my beautiful angel,” I said softly as I turned on my side to face him.

  “The day we met,” he said as put his hand to my face the same way he had done so long ago.

  “Yes,” I whispered as I leaned towards him.

A short, sweet little One Shot about Esme and Carlisle.

When something horrible happens to Bella will she be able to recover? A life she leaves behind haunts her with shame, grief, and depression but that is in the past. Will love find its way into her heart after the cruelest of acts?

A darker take on the romance between Bella and Edward.

Post BD. Jacob's birthday has arrived and the Cullens give him a very special present. They give him his dream car and an experience that he will never forget.

Post-Breaking Dawn; the werewolves are fiercer, the vampires have been domesticated, and the humans are even more enthralled by their undead neighbors then before. Yet, the lion and lamb complex remains… only this time, the lamb surprises the lion by biting back – hard.