Victoria stands at the window during the prom and watches Edward and Bella dance. Her thoughts are on her lost love, her ravaged soul and her burning desire for vengeance.

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Bella's had enough of Edward holding back from her.  She enlists some unexpected help in her pursuit to get Edward to let go of his Victorian views on love and sex.  When unexpected events occur that change the plan for Bella's transformation, what course will their lives take?

Lots of lemons/humor.  Canon couples.  I took the story OOC because I wanted to let them be a little less uptight.  I wanted them to have a lot more fun and a lot less fighting.

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The year is 1921. Esme Platt Evenson, depressed at the loss of her
son, throws herself off a cliff, and Carlisle Cullen finds and changes her.
Can she ever learn to forgive him for damning her for all eternity?
Pre-Twilight. Canon with a dash of AU.  A re-envisioning of Esme and Carlisle's story intertwined with the genesis of Edward's bitterness.

It's been almost 5 years since that terrible day in the woods. Bella and Edward have both struggled with the devestating aftermath of their last conversation. Both have found solice in music, only in ways neither of them could have imagined. Can they find their way back to one another or is there just too much that time will not erase?

Edward has gone, leaving in order to prevent the death of Bella Swan, who he will surely kill for her tantalizing scent if he stays in Forks any longer. Edward's departure affects everyone, but none more so than Carlisle.

A one-shot of Carlisle's point of view as Edward announces his leaving, and as Carlisle shares his heartbreaking news with the rest of his family. (The beginning of Twilight.)

Excerpt: Aro laughed again and his smile returned although it was more menacing than inviting. "That is where you are wrong, dear child. I'm quite sure that you could be persuaded. Are there not more members of the Cullen family? Do you want to be the reason that they all perish?"

This story explores another direction that New Moon could have taken. One that might have happened if Aro hadn't been so forgiving.

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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Bella Swan is charged with protecting an important asset in the FBI's latest mob case. She has chosen honor over a personal life, duty over family. What happens when she makes a bet she isn't quite sure she can win?

Bella/Edward, M for lemon

We all have something that slightly irks us about the events in the Twilight Saga. For me, it was the fact that Edward's family seemed okay with him abandoning Bella in New Moon. I just couldn't swallow that. Surely, Esme and Carlisle had something to say about Edward's ridiculous decision to leave! So here is my version of what happened at the Cullen household leading up to the day they leave from Esme's POV… 

Winner of Judge's Pick in 2010 Summer's Most Tragic Hour Challenge and 2011 One Trick Vampie (best oneshot) in the The Vampie Awards!

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My winning entry in the Auto Erotica Challenge. Awarded 'Best Handling'. 

Bella wanted to be one of the many girls that Edward pleasured in his Volvo. What happens when that car is now hers, and she makes the first move?

Bella is trapped in a loveless marriage with Edward Cullen - a man she hardly knows. When his father dies, Edward uproots them from their life in New York City and moves into his father's now-empty house in the heart of Colorado. Amidst the desolate, beautiful landscape Bella begins to realize that perhaps there is more to her cold, apathetic husband  than she thought.

What if it wasn't bloodlust that drew Edward to Bella in the beginning? What if he had recognized her as his soulmate from the very moment he saw her? This is the story of how a lost soul finally came to be with his one true love.

Bella was a world-class rider before an accident left her seriously wounded. After 15 months of physical therapy, Bella can walk again and Carlisle adopts her. There she meets the mysterious Edward Masen, who was also adopted by the Cullens. Surrounding him and his best friend Jasper Hale are rumors of the most extreme kind. Bella is determined to find out what the truth is...and find a little horsey love along the way.