All-Human. Bella/Edward. Lemon. Short story.

After an unexpected run-in with her teacher from high school - the very one she fantasized throughout senior year - Bella has no choice but to share a study room at the library with him... And the fact that they are in a private, sound proof room doesn't escape her.

Rob/Kristen PWP on the set of Eclipse. Sexy fluff.  Because we all need that sometimes!

Emmett takes his time to walk us through Emmett's Guide to Sex as originally seen in Shotgun Charlie.  He will break down all the important chapters and give us some valuable pointers.

You may want to read Shotgun Charlie to fully appreciate how this story came to be!

Post Eclipse.  Edward and Bella are finally married, and attempt to spend their wedding night together without falling victim to . . . well . . . you'll see.

Robert Pattinson is happily shooting New Moon, until a certain someone from his past who he's never even met comes into his life, turning everything upside down. Rated NC=17 for language and future chapters.

If you ask me to describe Quil in one word it'd be "Sexy-Quileute-Warrior-Man". Now I know, its not technically one word, so if your going to be picky, I guess I'd have to say "unattainable". I'm Claire: utterly average 16 year old, in love with Quil Ateara, a mystical sex god.

Excerpt from Those Chicken Breast Thingys:

I felt his warm arms encircle me, and although I was already sweltering in the heat, I didn't complain as he carried me bridal style to the water.  The whole thing felt so much like a romance novel cover— stud werewolf and olive skinned damsel— that I imagined myself momentarily clad in a flowing gown of some sort, heaving my non-existent bosoms to his chest. 

I got caught up in it all when the first splashes of cold water hit the small of my back.  I shrunk away from it, wrapping my arms around Quils neck tightly and pulling myself up higher, pressing my cheek to his.  His cheek was on fire, but it felt so natural on mine.  I realized that I had never had so much of my bare skin touching his and I felt my own cheeks blush hot.  I pulled my cheek away, scared that maybe he would be able to feel it, or somehow know with his werewolvy senses that I was more turned on then I had ever been in my entire life.

Humor/Romance/Drama.

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Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….

Edward is a very troubled teen who moves with his family to the small town of Forks for a fresh start. What happens when he meets the shy Bella?

The ladies of Twilight decide it's time for the boys to learn a lesson in patience. It begins with a scavenger hunt and ends at Mardi Gras. Who will give in first? All cannon pairings, AU

A story of love and duty, family and deception. A mercenary? A girl? A murder? A romance? A member of the Volturi guard is sent to Forks on a reconnaissance mission. When an unexpected rescue operation detracts him from his goal it sets in motion a chain of events that will change him in ways he never expected.

"I was tired of chasing her, I had been chasing her for far too long. Mere moments, a lifetime? I only knew that with her at my side, I was sure of who I was, that years upon years of emptiness were not quite in vain, that with her the anguish that grated at my soul came to halt. I could rebuild myself with her. And no, not piece by piece, but entirely. All at once. To have her would be to have every part of humanity that this life had to offer. To have her would be to have everything."

Thank you to the lovely NotoriousR for not only making my banner, but schooling me in the finer points of Photobucket. 

The photo credit goes to smirks_works. The manip is bananas, right?

This is the sequel to Socially Awkward Vampires, so if you haven't read that, you should probably read it first.

Carlisle is all set to become the fourth member of the Volturi brethern.  But Alice has a vision of the future that will change not only the Cullen's lives, but the entire world as we know it.  Thankfully, Alice's visions aren't set in stone.  The Cullens just have to figure out what decisions to make and to create the right set of circumstances to change the outcome.  Will they be able to do it?  Will they survive?

Questions about the brethern, Tanya, Alec, and the other members of the guard will be answered as the tale is spun.

Told with angst and humor, just as SAV was.  Oh, and the Cliffhanger Anonymous 12-step program didn't completely cure me, so there will be some cliffies in there too.

Just before Edward's return, Bella makes the decision that could possibly shatter the potentional relationship that could have been rekindled.