This is a deleted scene from "Solstice: New Bonds" from the 'Lily Honeycutt' series.

It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella

After his trip home for spring break, Emmett can't stop thinking about the night he spent with the beautiful Rosalie Hale. But what happens when he returns home to find her pregnant with his child?

Edward and Bella have reached a new level of intimacy in their relationship just prior to their wedding.  This one-shot outtake shows us Edward's point of view from the story "Mind Over Matter:  Chapter 14, 'Taboo'."

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I suggest you read Mind Over Matter, especialy the chapter "Taboo" before you read this, although it will probably be an enjoyable read either way...

This Out-Take is brought to you by the popular demand of my readers and reviewers!  I guess the chapter i posted in M.O.M. just wasn't smutty enough for you, ya pervs!  *silly grin*

Vamp AU, (Mostly) Canon BxE, Rated NC-17 for graphic descriptions... of Cullenlingus... and some other things that might gross you out.

My deep gratitude to NINAPOLITAN for permission to use the word "Cullenlingus" from her outrageously entertaining story, The Bella Swan Diaries...  GO READ IT.  (Sorry, no Hot Bitch in this one-shot)

Thank you also to my fabulous banner goddess (all will bow down before her!), Stavanger1.  thanks for taking pity on my photoshop-ineptitude.    i lurve you hard, beh beh.

Disclaimer:  I do not own the Twilight series, nor any of the characters created by Stephenie Meyer. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

'Persuasion is better than force'. A series of one shots as a companion to my story The Tortoise and the Hare. All from Edward's point of view. Probably best to read my other story so they make sense. AH E/B.

Bella, an outgoing advertising executive, finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other?

What were all of these feelings? He was supposed to be my friend and confidant, nothing more. I stole a glance at him from the corner of my eye. I instantly blushed when I realized he was staring back at me... How could a kiss that was completely structured and meticulous seem so entirely real? I closed my eyes, letting my fingers continue to dance across the stitching. Then I felt as if I had been shocked. My eyes opened and grew wide.

                               It was then that I realized it: I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

The whirlwind that was Twilight has ended. Now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are on to the next part of the story: New Moon. While filming Twilight, Kristen and Rob shared a deep friendship that Kristen believed was there to stay. Once Rob is thrown into the limelight, their friendship dissapates. Will Kristen give their friendship another chance, or will she finally be forced to confess the feelings she has been hiding for so long?

Bella meets the Cullens after being seperated for about 70 years and things aren't what we've known them to be.

Will Bella be able to bring our favourite coven together again? Will she care enough to do so?

Very AU because it VERY loosely follows the plot.

Nine months out of the year, Dr. Carlisle Cullen is an upstanding citizen of Forks. But since his wife died and left him to raise their two sons alone, he's developed a bit of a perversion that plays out for the three hot summer months. Carlisle may hate himself for what he does, but he's beginning to think he's falling in love with the nanny.

Carlisle/Bella, AU-AH

A small series of related one-shots- dirty lemons

Thanks to my Twilighted Beta NoMoreThanUsual

Edward won't touch Bella the way she wants. What happens when she temps somebody else? Bad Summary. Just read it. BPOV. LEMONS. May get slightly OOC in later chapters.

Fresh from graduate school, Bella Swan takes a job in the library of a private Chicago high school, and gets more than she bargained after a chance encounter with the school's temperamental music teacher. AU/AH, BxE & other canon pairings, NC-17 for adult laungage and situations. 07/12/09- As of now, due to unfortunate circumstances beyond my control. this story will no longer be updated.