Jasper and Emmett take to the water in: Seamen Extraordinaire. A tale of tight canals, sand-filled crevices, and vampires with little to do but each other.

Bella Swan is reunited with her high school crush Edward Masen at his mother's funeral. However, his mother has a plan to see them together even from beyond the grave. Will they be able to fulfil her dying request, or will their stubbornness seep through?

OOC, AU Human, Canon couples.

When Charlie Swan’s daughter is threatened he will do anything and everything to protect her ... Even entrust her safety to a guild of assassins ...

 Assassins ... thieves ... murderers ... protectors? The Cullen family are many things with many faces but the introduction of this one innocent is about to change their world for good.

 AH/AU.

Separated after a bad breakup, high school sweethearts Bella and Edward have a chance encounter after fourteen years apart. Both jump at this second chance. Can love be rebuilt from the ruins of their lives?

AU/AH O/S Collab between TwilightMomofTwo and ConfettiRainfall and is now being extended into a multi-chapter story.

Bella Swan’s life hasn’t turned out the way she thought it would.  She never thought she would run into a new breed of Vampires and she certainly never expected to fall in love with one.

Sequel to Deliver Me From Evil. After Bella's ex-boyfriend is dealt with by Edward, she must now face the difficult decision of becoming a vampire. And complicating her decision even more is her three-year old son, Ben. Also, Bella is having some doubts about this decision, so how will she know what she truly wants? And is what she desires what is best for her and her son?

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Three years after "Crescent Moon" Renee Dwyer has come to an impasse in her personal life, Charlie Swan has come to a crossroad in his professional life and Nessie Cullen is a senior in high-school. She is also in love with a mortal, much to the worry of Renee. The Cullen family of vampires is, for the most part, indifferent to Nessie's affections for a boy. They are too busy dealing with their own worries. As the preeminent Coven of Vampires, they must decide to either take action against a threat to the doctrine that all vampires live under and by doing so put the family in harms way, or do nothing and watch as all hell breaks loose.

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Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen were just strangers. Co-workers who had to exist in the same space. When Edward discovers their desires aren't so different they embark on a torrid affair. Soon Edward wants more than just there sexual relationship, Isabella accepts him as a sexual master but can they transcend into a real-life relationship?

NC-17, BDSM themes and very dirtty! Told From E.P.O.V

Speeding, theft, hacking, B&Es, fighting, reckless endangerment… all result in Bella Swan being sent to C.A.R.E., aka: the Cullen Adolescent Rehabilitation Establishment. Enough said right? When rebelling goes too far, there is nothing else you can do but face the consequenses.

Who knew that being punished could turn out to be a good thing with surprising results. Ones that give Bella everything she never had and a few things she never knew she wanted

AU, AH

My crackfic entry for the Pineapple Awards.

Definition for "Thrust": The force that propels an object in a given direction, especially when generated by the object itself, as by an engine or...Emmett's love rocket.

This was written for fun. Plain and simple. I hope you all get a few laughs.

Em/Rose Vamp/AU Kinda. Maybe just dirtier

Rated NC-17 for extremely crude language and absolutely ridiculous citrus content.

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The Mechanics of Thrust won Pavarti's Pick in The Pineapple Awards!

Thanks to all who read and reviewed this ridiculous piece of lemon-pie! It was fun to write!!

The odds that a bear, elk, mountain lion, etc., will survive a vampire attack are quite bad. The exception, of course, is when Jasper and Emmett are doing the hunting.

How does Carlisle control a coven full of strong willed males?  A new take on coven dynamics.  It's possible.   Originally meant to be a oneshot, it has turned into a series of oneshots.  I will add more if I can come up with creative ideas including how dominant/submissive behaviors affect Edward and Bella. 

These oneshots are primarily SLASH, but will include hetro couplings. 

A reviewer described this as a National Geographic look at vampire covens.  That's about right.  

All canon couples. ;o)

WARNING: contains mature themes, sexual domination, violence and graphic sexual acts.  Please don't read if this offends you. 

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After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family?

NC-17 for later chapters. Warning" Violence, and sexual aggresion may be part of this story.

Winning Summary:

"I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I make tonight."  With that one hope Isabella Swan faces life as best as she can.  The tragedy of her parents' death, leaves her alone in a system where her age leaves her undesirable for adoption.  That is until one day two people come into her life offering her a chance at hope.  The Cullen family takes to Bella like a long lost sister.  What happens when Bella is taken from the Cullens by a lost relative?  Will Bella's hopes be destroyed?  What happens when fate steps in years later to reunite Bella with the one's she loved and who loved her so long ago?

Bella knew what she would say, "Don't you want to be my sister?"

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