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Summary:

Final Authors' Note

Roo: (stunned) So I just finished reading Breaking Dawn…

Marcy: (stunned) Erm…me too…

Roo: Wow. We thought that we had a hilarious joke going on.

Marcy: The worst plot idea imaginable.

Roo: “Pregnant vampire Bella joins the army.”

Marcy: Stephenie Meyer outdid us, crackfic wise.

Roo: She gave us “Pregnant human Bella gets a half-vamp mutant torn from her womb as Edward chews through her placenta before turning into a vampire anddefeating the army.”

Marcy: That makes our story look pretty tame and believable.

Roo: All that silliness that we came up with about Bella being a mind-shield and the Volturi being afraid of her…

Marcy: Who could have forseen that that was actually TRUE?? Unbelievable…

Roo: I was going to have Jake imprint on Jane, thinking that it would be funny and outrageous.

Marcy: Little did we know that Jake would imprint on the infant half-vamp mutant torn from Bella’s womb. Jake gets paired with Edward’s kid?? That takes "outrageous" to a whole new level.

Roo: And so the puppy fell in love with the baby sea monster.

Marcy: Stupid crackbook. Sick maschoistic readers.

Roo: Raises questions about what half-werewolf/shapeshifter, quarter-human, quarter-vampire people would be like. Ew.

Marcy: One of those aliens from “The Host” must have snatched Stephenie Meyer’s body. It’s the only explanation for how bizarre Breaking Dawn was.

Roo: The staff at “Twilighted” said that if someone had submitted Breaking Dawn as a fanfic that they would have put it in the “Alternative Universe” or “Crackfic” sections.

Marcy: Probably “Crackfic.”

Roo: So anyways…there’s not really a point in continuing this story any more now is there?

Marcy: Probably not. We’ve been outcracked.

Roo: So we’re jumping ship.

Marcy: Yep.

Roo: But fret not, faithful readers!! More crack will be coming your way!

Marcy: New realms of weirdness wait in our imagination! Now that NOTHING would surprise us, we know no limits!

Roo: Angela could be a witch!

Marcy: Ben could be the invisible man!

Roo: Mike Newton could be a merman!

Marcy: The Cullens could take Nessie trick-or-treating!

Roo: Hey! That sounds like a GREAT idea for a fic!

Marcy: It will be our next project!

Both: MWA HA HA HA HA!!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 16540
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008


Summary: Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts but three years ago, she broke up with him and now Edward is back in town. Will he find out the truth behind Bella breaking his heart?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 5246
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2008 Updated: July 18, 2008


Something Mutual by cookybabe Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

This is in response to upthedownslide's challenge to write a very naughty one-shot.

 Warning: Explicit language, not intended for younger audiences.  May need a cold shower afterwards.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3549
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2008 Updated: July 18, 2008


Haunted by RedDawn07 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]
Summary: A short one shot on Mike's welcome home to Edward when he returns from Italy with Bella in New Moon. *Mild New Moon spoilers*
Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Mike
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 584
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2008


Summary:

This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella, and about Edward and Bella in general.

One Shot.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5935
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2008


Summary: Edward and Bella are beginning their first year of college. Nothing is going the way it should and when it seems that all is lost, love will bring it together. Family will be more important than first thought.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2051
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2008


Summary: It’s two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan…
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 14640
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008


Summary:

Teachers are supposed to care about their students, while not digging into their lives. What does a teacher do when one student falls so far down that they can't get back up?

class


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: Existance
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 1499
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2008 Updated: July 15, 2008


Taking Chances by jenniesmith Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 56]
Summary: Bella moved to Phoenix with her husband right after college. Everything was going well with her new baby until tragedy struck. Her best friend offered her a place to stay and a new start in Seattle. Bella decides to take a chance. ALL HUMAN
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 63149
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2008 Updated: July 14, 2008


Summary:

Billy knows what Jacob and his friends think of his 'silly superstitions'. But when his best friends' daughter starts hanging out with the 'wrong crowd', he can't stand by any longer. He decides he has to warn Charlie about his daughter’s new boyfriend.


Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Billy, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 2353
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2008 Updated: July 14, 2008


Naughty Vampires by clibido Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Hot vampire love in the woods.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1728
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008


Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 293]
Summary: Feature

What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were completely erased?  Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?

Thank you to Mistyrious Charades for the fabulous banner.  Be sure to check out her other artwork at ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight. 

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Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jane, Jasper, Marcus, Rosalie, Sam
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 39972
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2008 Updated: July 09, 2008


Salt by Iris Messenger Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Salt

(Do you ever regret missing the softness of salt? You’ve never felt it except in the savageness of bloodlust and the sorrow of Bella’s tears.) 

 

Exactly five hundred words. Ten characters. 50 words a character. The meaning of salt.  


Categories: Other Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 522
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2008 Updated: July 08, 2008


Summary: Telling Charlie and Renee about the wedding and certain other revelations.
Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Charlie, Edward, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6774
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2008 Updated: June 29, 2008


Summary:

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Bella's truck, old and steady.

The witness to all these otherworldly events that can't tell it's story.

Well here it is. A walk in the truck's shoes. (ahem, tires)

re-posted because I ended up having to switch accounts.  


Categories: Other Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 602
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2008 Updated: June 28, 2008


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The worst thing Victoria can do to Bella or Edward. Several related one-shots. AU.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 750
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2008 Updated: June 28, 2008


Sentinel by angela_weber Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: He stood in the doorway, watching over her like some forgotten sentinel, some gloriously timeless watchguard. And perhaps she subconsciously sensed his protective presence, because before long the shuddering stopped and the sobs quieted. Mild Jasper/Bella.
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1032
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2008 Updated: June 26, 2008


Summary:

A lot can be learned in a history class. How we used to live, the mistakes we made, our triumphs and losses. And that no matter how hard you try, you can't avoid your past, even if you give all you have to avoid it.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Angela, Bella, Lauren, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: Existance
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1240
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2008 Updated: June 25, 2008


Summary:

At the beginning of Twilight when Bella mentions the ostracizing of the Cullen siblings, Charlie reacts almost explosively. Bella thinks that it’s just because Charlie likes Dr. Cullen and the rumors flying around are really bad. Is that all there is to it, or is there something else?


Categories: Twilight, Pre-Twilight Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Lauren, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1961
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2008 Updated: June 25, 2008


Summary: Ever since Edward left her in the forest, Bella is plagued by a reoccurring nightmare that keeps her from keeping her promises. While Edward searches to find purpose in his life, he finds he must fight his inner demon. Both struggle with their feelings as reminders of how their lives have changed confront them.
Categories: New Moon Characters: Angela, Bella, Edward, Lauren, Mike
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 15544
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008


Summary:

It’s impossible, this can’t be… 1917. Even time, itself, can’t keep them apart. If this is a dream… I don’t ever want to wake up. Bella finds herself nearly 100 years in the past. Coincidentally in the city of Chicago. (Takes place during New Moon when Edward has left, AU.) Time traveling should be illegal.

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1160
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008


Fear by NoMoreThanUsual Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 127]
Summary:

Bella’s courage does have its limits.   The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come.  Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3702
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008


Summary:

 

 

Bella runs into Carlisle during New Moon during one of her hospital visits.


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Carlisle
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1410
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: June 17, 2008


Names by KlutzLikeBella Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 54]
Summary:

Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 978
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: June 17, 2008


Summary: This is how Emmett might have reacted in New Moon upon seeing Edward and Bella at the airport, and on the ride home.
Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1298
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008






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