It has been a little over 2 years since Edward has left Bella in the forest feeling unwanted. She now is on a quest to feel wanted and desired from anyone who will give it to her. The one thing Edward couldn't do and Jacob wouldn't do is now what she craves. But after a shocking turn of events, Bella is forced to come to terms with how messed up her life has become. Will she ever let someone love her again?

Based on Katy Perry's song "Thinking of You."

No smut or lemons. Rated R just to be safe.

BXE BXJ BXOC

Step right up ladies and gentleman - girls, and boys!

Step inside the place where anything can happen, no subject is void.

Come greet with the ringmasters of this glorious feed,

Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….

Edward is a very troubled teen who moves with his family to the small town of Forks for a fresh start. What happens when he meets the shy Bella?

The ladies of Twilight decide it's time for the boys to learn a lesson in patience. It begins with a scavenger hunt and ends at Mardi Gras. Who will give in first? All cannon pairings, AU

A story of love and duty, family and deception. A mercenary? A girl? A murder? A romance? A member of the Volturi guard is sent to Forks on a reconnaissance mission. When an unexpected rescue operation detracts him from his goal it sets in motion a chain of events that will change him in ways he never expected.

"I was tired of chasing her, I had been chasing her for far too long. Mere moments, a lifetime? I only knew that with her at my side, I was sure of who I was, that years upon years of emptiness were not quite in vain, that with her the anguish that grated at my soul came to halt. I could rebuild myself with her. And no, not piece by piece, but entirely. All at once. To have her would be to have every part of humanity that this life had to offer. To have her would be to have everything."

Thank you to the lovely NotoriousR for not only making my banner, but schooling me in the finer points of Photobucket. 

The photo credit goes to smirks_works. The manip is bananas, right?

Upon Bella and Edward's first meeting, not a single cliche will be spared.

"Entwined on the hard asphalt of the school parking lot in Forks, Washington, our hero and heroine manage to look extremely cozy and incredibly inappropriate at the same time."

A crackfic of Bella and Edward's first meeting, were they human and incredibly, incredibly annoying.

If people like the crack and respond favourably... they may just receive more.

When something horrible happens to Bella will she be able to recover? A life she leaves behind haunts her with shame, grief, and depression but that is in the past. Will love find its way into her heart after the cruelest of acts?

A darker take on the romance between Bella and Edward.

This is the first in a series of 3 one-shot song fics, relating to some random missing moments. :)

Edward and Bella are in their medow enjoying a rare sunny day in Forks. Set 2 weeks after the prom Bella sorts through her feelings for Edward...

 A HUGE thank you to Several Ways for improving this lots! XD

What if Bella had lived in 1918? Would the story of Bella and Edward change or remain the same?

This is a canon piece that illustrates Edward's point of view as Alice gives Bella her 19th birthday gift of the cottage that the Cullens renovated.

EPOV. Takes place one week before the wedding in Breaking Dawn. One evening in Bella's bed. What if she wanted Edward to drink her blood? I always thought that would be erotic but never got to see that in any of the books. Rated M for sensuality. Oneshot.

Alternate Universe

Bella has had a less than perfect childhood, and due to certain circumstances she is now the human pet of James's coven.

Now the Cullens have kidnapped her to lure James out. How will Edward react to her blood? Will Bella ever find love again?

In various POVs, rated NC-17 just in case.

Vertigo is officially on HIATUS LEAVE

because I have gotten slightly bored of it and I think everyone else has too.

I will continue (and finish it; I think in several more chapters - maybe 5?), when inspiration chooses to pop back into my mind.

Please check out my other stories!

(if you don't mind a little advertising... ;))

XX/XY: The Story of Cesario if you like AH and/or Hana Kimi

Seraphim, if you like AU Twilight/Fantasy-Scifi themes

Charcoal: A One-shot if you like AH/JasperXBella pairings.

Orange if you like AH and a significant age difference between Edward (older) and Bella (younger)