What happens when the host of the popular nightly talk show SexEd
finds his relationship in a rut? Will they be able to spice things up before
all is lost? 

Second place winner in the Eat Your Heart Out Contest.

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Romeo made so many mistakes, but can Bella and Edward avoid the pitfalls of the past?

Birthday fic written for BurdenedThunder.

Thanks to the gorgeous FrozenSoldier for this banner.

A chance sighting, a personal ad ... will Bella and Edward find a love connection? Or is there more to this story than meets the eye?

All Bella wants is someone to love her. She wishes on a shooting star and the star has one week to grant her the wish. But what if Bella doesn't want the wish anymore and would rather have the star? **2nd place judges choice winner in the Pick a Pic challenge**

This is my version of New Moon as told from Edward's point of view. The dialogue is borrowed from New Moon when Edward and Bella are together , but the rest is my interpretation of what the story would have been like if Edward had told it.

Alice married out of obligation years ago, and now realizes that friendship and loyalty aren’t enough to make a marriage work.

After discovering her husband is developing feelings for someone else, she decides to set him free and along the way realizes she deserves happiness, too.

 The smallest change can make a huge difference. What if Edward and Alice were alone when she got the vision of the Volturi coming in Breaking Dawn?

To save Renesmee and the rest of the Cullens, Edward is forced to fake his death and join the Volturi. After ten years, the Volturi decide to enforce some new laws on the Cullens. Will Edward save his family, or is he truly lost to the dark side? AU/AE

Jasper drags Edward camping, but they both end up surprised by what comes out at night. Received honorable mention in the Slash Backslash 2.0 one-shot contest.

A mosaic freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds ... ....

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Showing is stronger than telling.  Forks was just like I remember it.  I felt the short little hairs on the back of my neck stand straight on end.  Cut your losses before they can become catastrophic.   “It’s not fair,” I say aloud.   The night wind swirls, lifting the fine surface powder from the tops of the snowdrifts, coating us in diamond dust.  

Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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A/N about the rating: The narrative in this story ranges between PG-13 (most of it) and R (occasional language and occasional non-graphic reference to mature themes). An isolated technicality in a late chapter has necessitated changing the rating from R to NC-17, however R is a much better measure of the farthest outer limit of what the reader will encounter in this tale.

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<3<3<3  and  @};-  @};-  @};-  to  DeliciousDreamer for this beautiful banner ~~

I never in my wildest dreams thought that something I wrote would inspire someone to make something like this.   I am so touched.  THANK YOU DD!

She smelled the same as every other human and Edward could read her mind. But Bella Swan was definitely NOT like every other human. All she wanted to be was weird. And all he knew was that she was anything but normal.Crackfic/Parody

Extreme circumstances force Bella and Edward into an intense relationship amidst devastation, but will their foundation be enough to survive reality? AH. B/E. Rated NC-17. 

Edward Cullen is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night.

Because of the mysterious circumstances surrounding his childhood abandonment, Edward is raised and adopted by Carlisle Cullen - former F.B.I. agent and legend in his field.

Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice.

Edward believes he is unfeeling and emotionless, so he hides behind the facade of a happy-go-lucky family man.

Bella, a recovering alcoholic with a dark past, wants to know the real Edward.

Can she ever face the monster within in him without being devoured herself?

Will a new serial killer in town give Edward the most exciting game of his life?

Thanks to my beta Twimarti for her superb help in getting this fic ready!

This story is a slight Dexter crossover, in storyline and character behaviors. No characters from Dexter will appear. All pairings are canon.

Story genre is Horror/Romance/Mystery 

Warning This story is going to be very violent, and a later chapter will have a non-sensational depiction of rape. NC-17 for a reason.

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It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.