One-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.

Was it really Bella's blood that sparked James' hunt? Or was it something else entirely?

Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run.

You probably can read this one-shot f you haven't read The Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy yet.  It's understandable (and funny I hope) but it will even funnier if you've read at least read a couple of GLLTSG's chapters.

The Cullens know nothing of Twilight: the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.  No one in Forks does.  But Ella does.  Now she's in Forks, and so are the Cullens.  Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?  Will she even tell them?  How would they react?  Canon pairings.

Also available here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555460/1/Unknowingly_Knowing_the_Past

Rated for underage drug usage and crude language (low to nonexistent chance of smut/detailed sexual encounters).

Humorous with plenty of drama and unexpected twists. Patented with a sealed promise of gradually intensifying drama and internal conflict. Delicious.

Warning:  Laden with random hilarity.  I plan to have you really laughing out loud.  ;)

Emmett takes his time to walk us through Emmett's Guide to Sex as originally seen in Shotgun Charlie.  He will break down all the important chapters and give us some valuable pointers.

You may want to read Shotgun Charlie to fully appreciate how this story came to be!

Step right up ladies and gentleman - girls, and boys!

Step inside the place where anything can happen, no subject is void.

Come greet with the ringmasters of this glorious feed,

Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….

Upon Bella and Edward's first meeting, not a single cliche will be spared.

"Entwined on the hard asphalt of the school parking lot in Forks, Washington, our hero and heroine manage to look extremely cozy and incredibly inappropriate at the same time."

A crackfic of Bella and Edward's first meeting, were they human and incredibly, incredibly annoying.

If people like the crack and respond favourably... they may just receive more.

The following crackfic is the result of watching too much Hellsing and Austin Powers.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

Carlisle is worried about Edward's impending wedding night and comes up with an unorthodox solution in order to help Edward.

I WARN YOU THIS IS OUT THERE.  MAY NOT BE A STORY FOR EVERYONE SO PLEASE BE WARNED.

Also, this story will be complete in 3 chapters...4 at the most.

I own no things Twilight but do donate to read all things Twilight!  Please help out too!

What if everything goes wrong when Bella is changed? A  two-chapter parody, co-written with a friend of mine. Enjoy!

Truth or Dare Cullen style is seriously extreme, and Edward, Emmett and Jasper fall victims to a vicious dare given by none other than Alice. this was a challenge my friend gave me The one-shot has everything from play to tutus, an will keep you laughing! So read to follow one of Emmett's most embarrassing dare, Alice's most vicious game, and the Cullen boys' possible debut in the on-stage Ballet industry!!!

Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit.

Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.