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Other Results: 11 Series
 
 
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Summary:

 

Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run.

You probably can read this one-shot f you haven't read The Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy yet.  It's understandable (and funny I hope) but it will even funnier if you've read at least read a couple of GLLTSG's chapters.

 

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1802
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2009 Updated: April 26, 2009


Summary:

Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return from a short vacation to find Emmett and Rosalie waiting for them. They have a movie to show the three: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. It only gets worse when Jacob shows up.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 938
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2009 Updated: April 09, 2009


Summary:

The Cullens know nothing of Twilight: the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.  No one in Forks does.  But Ella does.  Now she's in Forks, and so are the Cullens.  Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?  Will she even tell them?  How would they react?  Canon pairings.

Also available here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555460/1/Unknowingly_Knowing_the_Past

 

 

Rated for underage drug usage and crude language (low to nonexistent chance of smut/detailed sexual encounters).

Humorous with plenty of drama and unexpected twists. Patented with a sealed promise of gradually intensifying drama and internal conflict. Delicious.

Warning:  Laden with random hilarity.  I plan to have you really laughing out loud.  ;)


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU, Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 13202
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2009 Updated: April 06, 2009


Summary:

Until I met Alice Brandon I could not see color, except for the red tint that would flash across my vision when I was truly infuriated or when I… killed.

Part of the one chapter stories set in the world of The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy.  You do NOT have to have read that story to enjoy this one. The ultimate answer to what Jasper gets from Alice!


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1123
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2009


Summary:

Emmett takes his time to walk us through Emmett's Guide to Sex as originally seen in Shotgun Charlie.  He will break down all the important chapters and give us some valuable pointers.

You may want to read Shotgun Charlie to fully appreciate how this story came to be!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 5176
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2009


Summary:

What happens when Queen Alice rules? 

This story uses the characters from"The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy".  However, you do not need to have read that story to read this one. 

This is a short, one chapter bit of lemony fluff for all the wonderful reviewers who want to read about lemony goodness between Jasper and Alice.  You pervs!  ;)

Very much NC-17. 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2091
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 01, 2009


Summary:

Step right up ladies and gentleman - girls, and boys!

Step inside the place where anything can happen, no subject is void.

Come greet with the ringmasters of this glorious feed,

Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

 

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

 

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2667
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2009 Updated: April 01, 2009


Masquerades by LolaRose Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 76]
Summary:

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The ladies of Twilight decide it's time for the boys to learn a lesson in patience. It begins with a scavenger hunt and ends at Mardi Gras. Who will give in first? All cannon pairings, AU


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 7207
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: March 31, 2009


Summary:

 

Upon Bella and Edward's first meeting, not a single cliche will be spared.

 

"Entwined on the hard asphalt of the school parking lot in Forks, Washington, our hero and heroine manage to look extremely cozy and incredibly inappropriate at the same time."

 

A crackfic of Bella and Edward's first meeting, were they human and incredibly, incredibly annoying.

 

If people like the crack and respond favourably... they may just receive more.


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 3366
[Report This] Published: January 25, 2009 Updated: March 30, 2009


Summary:



Bella isn't happy with James. He leaves her feeling somewhat... deprived. Enter Edward Cullen, prepared to personally see to Bella's every need, no strings attached. But things aren't exactly going according to plan...

What's Love Got to Do With It?

EXTREMELY OOC BELLA.
You've been warned.

AU/AH, M/F, audultry


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward, James
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1619
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2009 Updated: March 23, 2009


Summary:

The following crackfic is the result of watching too much Hellsing and Austin Powers.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 


Categories: Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1146
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2009 Updated: March 05, 2009


Summary:

Things get interesting around the Cullen household when Rosilie and Jacob's verbal agression becomes physical. One-shot. Lemon. Humor ensued!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Jacob, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1981
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: March 03, 2009


Summary:

Carlisle is worried about Edward's impending wedding night and comes up with an unorthodox solution in order to help Edward.

I WARN YOU THIS IS OUT THERE.  MAY NOT BE A STORY FOR EVERYONE SO PLEASE BE WARNED.

Also, this story will be complete in 3 chapters...4 at the most.

I own no things Twilight but do donate to read all things Twilight!  Please help out too!


Categories: Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 5670
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2008 Updated: February 20, 2009


Summary:

Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Kristen Stewart, Mike, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 5197
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2008 Updated: February 10, 2009


Oops by Anna Scathach Rated: PG starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

What if everything goes wrong when Bella is changed? A  two-chapter parody, co-written with a friend of mine. Enjoy!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 576
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2009 Updated: February 01, 2009


Summary:

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A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks.

Posted by request of Alice_Laughed, in honor of Admittedly_Obsessed.

You don't want to know...trust me.

Thanks to Alice_Laughed (and she did) for the banner!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 536
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: January 27, 2009


Summary:

Truth or Dare Cullen style is seriously extreme, and Edward, Emmett and Jasper fall victims to a vicious dare given by none other than Alice. this was a challenge my friend gave me The one-shot has everything from play to tutus, an will keep you laughing! So read to follow one of Emmett's most embarrassing dare, Alice's most vicious game, and the Cullen boys' possible debut in the on-stage Ballet industry!!!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2326
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2009 Updated: January 18, 2009


Summary:

Written for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest

Twilight/Snow White crossover

Starring Alice and all the vamp boys. Smut/Lemons. Alice POV. OOC.  Rated PG17 for Graphic sex, mild brutality and a drug reference.

A twisted little fairytale... starring a twisted little fairy!


Categories: AU, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3124
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2009 Updated: January 14, 2009


A Right Jolly Old Elf by Marcy Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2785
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2009 Updated: January 09, 2009


Summary:

A short vignette into the lives of the Cullens, portraying common themes, mistakes, and actions in fanfiction. Crackfic at its worst.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1577
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2008 Updated: January 03, 2009


Summary:

Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.

 

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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 88732
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008


Summary: Edward manages to convince Bella to join him on Black Friday for a day full of shopping...fun? Watch and see how they get through the crowds, the sales, and the day.
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4546
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: December 02, 2008


The Cullen Bunch by superstarrh Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 22]
Summary:

The Cullen Bunch 

Here's the story of a long dead lady,

Who was bringing up three very lonely girls.

All of them had eyes of gold, like their mother,

None of them have curls 

Here's the story, of a man named Cullen,

Trying to manage three boys on his own

They were four men, living all together,

So tired of being alone 

Then one day the lady met this fellow

And she knew that he wouldn’t be her lunch

So this group somehow became a family

That's the way we all became the Cullen Bunch.

The Cullen Bunch, The Cullen Bunch. 

That's the way we became the Cullen Bunch.

 

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 969
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2008 Updated: November 23, 2008


Summary:

“Scared the hell out of them, too,” Edward said, rolling his eyes at Jasper before turning to me to explain. “Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak” – he nudged Alice playfully – “who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know what room she can move into.”

-Bella - Eclipse 

What really happened that day? Jasper had changed quite a lot since the day he and Alice moved in. Where do you think Edward got his emo-ness from in the first place?  And of course, Jasper exaggerated the part about meeting Alice. Now, here is the truth.

 --Thank you to KatieWasBornForThis. I totally stole the idea of writing about the day Alice and Jasper met off her xD Rated PG-13 due to one scene of mild tree humping and infrequent curse words


Categories: Pre-Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2346
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: November 02, 2008


Summary:

First installment of the More of that Ladders Crap series.

 

The night Edward decided to go lie in the road with a bottle of JD


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: More of that Ladders Crap
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1571
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008






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