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Other Results: 11 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

Team of beautiful, genius robotics engineers?  Check. 

Hot employers?  Check.

The project of a lifetime – to create a line of ‘Companion Robots’ who could fulfill a girl’s every need?  Check.

But whose idea was it to make them look like the boss and his sons?

And who’s going to test these naughty bots?

You’ll just have to read and find out.

 

 

 


Categories: AU, AU-Human, Crackfic, Other Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No Word count: 66803
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2009 Updated: November 04, 2009


Of Tales Told by starshinedown Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

The “younger” Cullens go out for a night on the town, and come back with a story to tell.

Written for the Twilight Gift Exchange community on LiveJournal as a gift for kay18jay. This ignores Breaking Dawn: it's a post-Eclipse AU. It's more than a little crackfic-like.

Of Tales Told cover art by GinnyW

Cover art done by GinnyW, I believe, for the Twilight Gift Exchange post on Livejournal.


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Carmen, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3469
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2009 Updated: November 01, 2009


Summary:

A naughty oneshot Alternate Universe to V&P... were Emmett's not the only one who finds Rosalie pleasuring herself in the forest, and the scenario that follows as the memory of that night haunts all three young, horny teenaged vampires.

Rosalie's Point of View

Em/Ro/Ed but ending w/ Em/Ro, of course

Warning: Read at your own risk. Rated NC-17 for a reason for adult language, themes, and uber-strong sexual content. It’s all lemons with angst and a small touch of fluff. You’ve been warned.

Part of the series "Twilight After Dark." A Smutt Anthology by KariAnn, cfmom, and Achelle131.

 


Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10251
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2009 Updated: November 01, 2009


Summary:

After an impulsive & boredom induced change, Seth Clearwater is feeling new and improved. And when he learns about the Pack meeting that night - he is all the happier. How will the pack react to this change? (Warning: can be considered crack-fic)

Pink A Fanfiction Story


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Other Character, Seth
Challenges:
Series: The Wolfpack Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1225
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2009 Updated: October 27, 2009


Summary:

What if it wasn't about the blood for some immortals? What if the burn was for something far more compelling....?

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A tiny burst of crackfic for the caffeine addict.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Other Character
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 524
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2009


The Hunt by SassenachWench Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 43]
Summary:

Some killers have no shame.  This is a 60 second look into the mind of a bloodthirsty hunter.


The Hunt by SassenachWench


Categories: Crackfic, Other Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 385
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: September 23, 2009


Summary:

One-shot crackfic written for vjgm's Trust in Advertising contest. See what happens when Esme and Alice reminisce over Alice's old high school yearbooks.


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6492
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2009 Updated: September 05, 2009


My Bad by booboo_kitty Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

~A Crackfic for Trust in Advertising by the amazing, wonderful and all powerful, vjgm.~


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jane, Leah, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5000
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2009 Updated: September 04, 2009


Summary:

The Cullens are famous for skipping out on school to go camping, aren't they? One day, they decide to take Bella along with them as hilarity ensues!


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1906
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2009 Updated: September 01, 2009


Summary:

Emmett and Renesmee embark on a fun-filled adventure to Wal-Mart insearch of a Hannah Montana doll. (One-Shot)

My entry for the Sparkle Snark-ful Humor Contest

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Emmett, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2302
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009


Summary:

Total crackfic

CoWinner in Pastiche Pens' Sparkle and Snark-ful Humor Contest

Warning: language, nudity, violence, and bad taste

Edward struggles with bloodlust and his family tries to help.

The names of 15 popular fanfics are hidden in here. 

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2465
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009


Summary:

A peak into the mind of the pack and how they are coping with their new lifestyles.  I will be tackling one wolf at a time.

This is crackfic so just know that going into it!

Thank You VJGM!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1447
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2009 Updated: August 04, 2009


Summary:

Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4742
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2009 Updated: July 20, 2009


Edward's Treatment by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 62]
Summary:

By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV.

Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love about this story?  ;)


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 11844
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2009 Updated: July 18, 2009


Summary:

Twilight rotten apple

 

I’d never given much thought to how I would die – though I’d had reason enough in the last few months, dating a supernatural being with a fierce appetite for human flesh. But even if I had stopped to imagine the end, I wouldn’t have pictured it like this.

I stared at the zombie at the other end of the room, stumbling slowly towards me. It could not stare back –  its eyes had been eaten out by maggots, leaving only gaping holes in its skull – but it lumbered toward me just the same, hungry for brains.

Surely it was a noble way to die, in the place of someone I loved or any of the thousand others the zombie might have feasted on. Allowing my skull to be cracked open like a walnut ought to count for something.

I knew that if I’d never come here, I would not be facing such a demise now. But even though I was terrified, I did not regret the trip, or my time here. When you are offered all that you want and more in life, no questions or strings attached, you can’t be sad when it ends.

The zombie twisted its face into a decaying smile and let out a keening moan as it reached for me.

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic, Other Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 6210
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2009 Updated: July 17, 2009


Doggy Style by xxSmack111 Rated: PG-13 starstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

What would happen if Leah imprinted?

What would happen if it was on someone we knew?

Ahh, unrequited love.

Or is it?


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Jacob, Leah, Nessie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 737
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: June 13, 2009


Summary:

Collide

When life provides a dream so far beyond the wildest capabilities of  imagination... two worlds collide, in the bed of one very lucky girl.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5206
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2009 Updated: June 06, 2009


Summary:

"Emmett" and "Christmas": two words that should NEVER be put in the same sentence together.


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1979
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2009 Updated: June 04, 2009


Is That Even Possible? by Jane0 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Edward should be more careful with his extra hearing. TORCHWOOD crossover. Post BD. Rated PG-13 for innuendo. Slight Crack!fic. Short One-shot.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 533
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: May 30, 2009


Naked Ben by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 26]
Summary:

Latest one-shot from the Others' Series.  Follow up to "Naked Angela"


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Ben
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3117
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2009 Updated: May 27, 2009


Shooting Star by arlah ellie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 105]
Summary:

Renesmee Cullen is grown up and encountering her desires and fears.


I was young and free, and my burgeoning lust demanded satisfaction. The fire in my loins was growing. Jacob Black was the only one who could extinguish the flames. My days and nights were overpowered with desire. I was like a shooting star - going down, down, down...

 

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 11783
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2009 Updated: May 23, 2009


Summary:

One-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3601
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 21, 2009


Naked Angela by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 42]
Summary:

Where did Angela poof off to in Chapter 11 of the Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy?  Who's her mate?  And, wait, she gets naked?

Angsty, followed by lemony goodness.

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Angela, Ben, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3642
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009


Summary:

Was it really Bella's blood that sparked James' hunt? Or was it something else entirely?


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, James
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 759
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009


Summary:

For a limited time only:  Lessons in the Art of Seduction for the Supernatural! Bella and the girls own a sex store. What happens when Bella gets tricked into giving Edward sex lessons? AU-Canon Couples.  OOC, Smut, Bad language.


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 5694
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2009 Updated: April 26, 2009






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