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Other Results: 11 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

Mary Alice is a psychic and this does NOT make her happy. Her family delights in tinkering with her visions by making decisions to mess with her head.  Edward's new mate is no better.  Join them at the Homecoming Dance of Mary Alice's latest Senior Year...

My AU contribution toward the Fics for Nashville relief this past spring.

 

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Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2262
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2010 Updated: August 09, 2010


Summary:

When another realtionship goes wrong, Bella decides it’s time to take fate into her own hands. That’s why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU OOC

 


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 53777
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2010


Summary:

Bella makes a shocking discovery about her beau Edward.


Categories: Crackfic, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1271
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2010 Updated: July 30, 2010


Summary:

Jasper is the carrot to Edward's donkey, dangling out in front of him, tempting him with his deliciousness that is just out of reach. Alice sees it all, but Edward is scared of the fall. Rhyme intended.

Crackfic fun for Zigster's bday.

Thanks to Readergoof for the banner!

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2791
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2010 Updated: June 19, 2010


Studio 33 by FloridaChickie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

 

Edward is the host of The Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated NC-17 for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun.

 


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5411
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2010 Updated: May 24, 2010


One Wish by tracilatc2003 Rated: NC-17 starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Jacob makes a wish that will change everything...


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1362
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2010 Updated: May 17, 2010


Summary:

If there is anything that you should take away from this tale, it's that Edward is a smart boy, no cats were harmed and nobody, I repeat, nobody has a golden snatch.

Originally written for the FML Contest where it got a Host's Mention.


The Blinkie was made my ficwife MissJenD and I won the banner in the contest.

This is just for fun. Please enjoy it.

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4624
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2010 Updated: May 03, 2010


Summary:

"We're family. We stick together - family is an inseparable thing." When a new dog arrives at the Little Paws Animal Shelter. She receives more then just a human family. Crackfic. Fluff.
This Story was has ended incomplete. Sorry to all readers.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Nessie, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 3945
[Report This] Published: January 14, 2010 Updated: April 22, 2010


Summary:

 

After hearing news of Bella's tragic and unexpected death while visiting the Land Down Under, Edward and Jacob find comfort in the most unexpected of places... each other's arms.


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Charlie, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: Canon, Schmanon: Weird Effing Pairings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2938
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2010 Updated: April 21, 2010


Where Puppies Grow by JosieSwan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

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Bella Swan learns Jacob Black is a werewolf, but Embry Call imprints on her. What happens when a narcoleptic werewolf falls in love?

AU, Crackfic, oneshot, OOC

Bella/Embry


Categories: New Moon, Crackfic Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3229
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2010 Updated: April 10, 2010


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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2130
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2010 Updated: April 06, 2010


Summary:

Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.

Warning: A very stupid and pointless attempt at humor. So go ahead at your own risk. Also, beware of some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity.

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 13255
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2010 Updated: March 30, 2010


Summary:

They were supposed to be on an epic road trip before college, how does one chance meeting at a desert festival completely change it all. Sex, blood and rock and roll? AU canon couples eventually. A Nostalgicmiss & Miztrezboo Colab.    


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 6060
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2010 Updated: February 25, 2010


Summary:

 

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 67580
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2009 Updated: February 24, 2010


Summary:

 

 Bella is surprised by a joke played on Edward by Emmett and Alice.


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1008
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2010 Updated: February 21, 2010


Summary:

Bella and Edward are visiting Forks for his parent’s anniversary dinner. Nothing can go wrong…right? Well, trouble always seems to find Bella…

My entry for the "To Kill A Cullen Contest."

 

This story was the judge's choice winner! Thanks everyone who read and reviewed!

The Day I Had...

 


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6896
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2010 Updated: February 15, 2010


Summary:

A lot can happen when Edward Cullen suddenly inherits eight million dollars from his murdered cousin. All he has to do to get it is spend a vacation in Monte Carlo. But there are lots of people out there who think they have a claim to it too. AU-Human, Humor and Romance

 

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Crossover from Lucky Stiff


Categories: Twilight, AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7393
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2010 Updated: February 12, 2010


Speed Dating by Crittab Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Edward, Bella and Co. are young, bored, horny, and always on the lookout for new ways to get the blood pumping. Featuring B/E, J/A, R/Em, and Bella's truck. Rated a hard NC17 for smut. 

My entry for the "Twific Auto Erotica Challenge".

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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2666
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2010 Updated: January 24, 2010


Hurricane Bells by hellacullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 61]
Summary:

Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. Crackfic, ExB, rated M for language


Categories: Twilight, AU, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 890
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2009 Updated: January 07, 2010


Summary:

What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio.  My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.

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Categories: Crackfic, AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3704
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2010 Updated: January 03, 2010


Summary:

Will the help of fairy godmothers Emmett, Jasper, and Jacob be enough to help Bella awaken Sleeping Beauty Edward when the evil Jane causes him to get a paper cut and fall into a deep sleep?

My entry for the Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest. AH OOC


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9926
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2009 Updated: December 08, 2009


Summary:

 Emmett McCarty is new to Forks, and he's thoroughly unimpressed. Having moved around all of his life, Forks High seems like the very worst of the typical small-town high schools. That is, until he meets Rosalie Hale. He immediately puts his smoothest moves to use, but now it's her turn to be unimpressed. If he wants her, he's going to have to work for it. Canon pairings.


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 8804
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009


Summary:

Stories for closet Twihards.  Episode I: Masturbating With Popsicles.  A twihard.  Rob Pattinson.  The Vamp.  Need we say more.

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Categories: Crackfic, Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 9483
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2009 Updated: November 29, 2009


Summary:

Edward signs up to work at a charity event, but his responsibilities are a little more demanding than he'd expected.  Challenge response for Support Stacie.

Rated for one character's mouth and another one's mind.


Categories: Other, Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 13165
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2009 Updated: November 29, 2009


Summary:

A humorous one shot about an accident, at school, that caused to Cullens to have to relocate to Alaska.

Takes place 6-8 years before Twilight. 

Features; A laughing Alice, a irritated Edward, a swearing Emmett, a rude Rosalie, and an overwhelmed Jasper. 

Let the fun begin!


Categories: Crackfic, Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6210
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2009 Updated: November 12, 2009






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